Råb "RØV", hvis I også er trætte af TDC! |
TDC, kom nærmere& så jeg kan give jer det STØRSTE LOS I RØVEN!!Hold kæft sådan en flok Amatør-aber, skal man sgu lede længe efter!For en uges tid siden hoppede jeg ind på TDC's hjemmeside, fandt deres...
Posted by Ann on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 08:46:00 PST |
MEDDELELSE til føreren... |
...af BÆ-farvet Skoda Felicia MIDT imellem indre og ydre spor på Nørre Voldgade kl. 08:05 i trafikken imorges:
HVIS du nu kunne få din skodbil til at snegle sig frem med VÆSENTLIGT mere end 25 km i ti...
Posted by Ann on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 09:22:00 PST |
ALTSÅÅÅ, hvad SKER der... |
...i mit liv?!
Ja, nu smider jeg jo en bombe af de HELT store. I må hellere sætte jer ned, inden I læser videre, for nu kommer der en chok-afsløring af karat:
Jeg er single på 4. år!
Man undrer sig jo...
Posted by Ann on Sun, 02 Sep 2007 10:36:00 PST |
Too sexy for my shower! |
Why are the "WOO-WOO"-thing for men only?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qehxjub5lyo
Posted by Ann on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 04:27:00 PST |
"I KNOW WHO YOU ARE!" |
THANKS a lot for THAT experience!
&the experience of being a celebrity for a few seconds!
The scene played out like this:
The time was past SICK in the morning....
Posted by Ann on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 12:48:00 PST |
Top 5: Things, that bothers me right now! |
1. People, who says "Some day, I will tell you how/who/what/where/when/why blahblahblah...!"
WHAT KIND OF FREAKING TEASER IS THAT??!
Why not just tell it RIGHT here, RIGHT now? Why wait??
It's n...
Posted by Ann on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 01:40:00 PST |
Who has the Brain??? |
Some time ago I had a conversation, that sounded something like this in MY ears:
Me to her:
"Whazzuuuup? Wanna go to the movies next week?"
Her to me:
"Eeeehhhh& Aaaahhh&I just eeehm&...
Posted by Ann on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 02:29:00 PST |
Backseat action!! |
My new four wheeled lover&With a whole lot of advantages!
He absoBLOODYlutely gets turned on at my command!
He takes me out!
He honks at me!
He lets me decide!
He waits patiently for me ever...
Posted by Ann on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 07:58:00 PST |
Moderately weird day!! |
DAMN, a strange day I've had today!
It even started before the alarm clock began to howl like a siren this morning!
I woke up eighty times during the night for unknown reasons, but I accompli...
Posted by Ann on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 10:25:00 PST |
Top 5: Nauseous "good girl"-things, I have done today! |
1. I've said "It could've happened to anyone!" followed by a (maybe little too) big put-on smile and a indulgent pat on the shoulder, when Miss Fat Cow 2007 tripped over a greeting card stand o...
Posted by Ann on Sun, 29 Jul 2007 04:24:00 PST |
