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Melissa

If you can't laugh at yourself, life is going to seem a whole lot longer than you'd like.

About Me

Lover of all things dark & sarcastic. Chronic procrastinator. Animal lover (dogs and horses mostly). Dog rescuer.
"I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going, and hook up with them later."--Mitch Hedberg

My Interests


My beautiful little niece who will be missed more than words can express.

We love you Vada!
1/30/2003 - 6/7/2006

Sleep well little angel. You will be missed.
"Suffer the little children to come unto me and forbid them not, for of such is the kingdom of God. And he took them up in his arms, put his hands upon them, and blessed them."
My niece was accidently killed as a result of being backed over by an SUV in her own driveway. Please click on the link below to read her story and consider signing the petition I started to try to get a pending bill passed that would help protect children from being injured or killed in non-crash auto related accidents. Support the Cameron Gulbransen Kids and Cars Safety Act of 2005 .

Putting off today what I can do tomorrow.
O&A Ron & Fez
My dogs. Dog rescue. Animal related volunteer work. Horses and horse related stuff.
www.chihuahua-rescue.com

Baker & Pixie

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who can make me laugh.

Music:

Cake, Radiohead, Blur, Superchunk, Weezer, Gorillaz, Counting Crows, Beck, Snow Patrol, Green Day, Death Cab for Cutie, The Shins, and so on . . . I like a little bit of everything.

Movies:

Halloween, House of 1,000 Corpses, basically anything scary. Garden State.

Television:

Futurama, The Simpsons, Aqua Teen, X-Files, South Park

Books:

I Know This Much is True, Catcher in the Rye

Heroes:

My grandma.

My Blog

My last 30 minutes of being in my 20s

Well, it's actually going to happen . . . in about a half hour it will be Sept. 10, 2006 and I will have reached my 30th year of life. 30 years old? Me? Depressing. I never thought I'd ever get to...
Posted by Melissa on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 08:58:00 PST

I hate Christmas

The Christmas season continues to be a never ending source of disgust for me. I've never been big into the whole holiday thing, but this year it seems to be annoying me more than usual. Maybe it's b...
Posted by Melissa on Sun, 04 Dec 2005 04:43:00 PST

my thoughts on 'thoughts of the day' . . .

Exactly who of you out there really give a crap what my 'thoughts of the day' are? I mean, honesty, do any of you care what I'm thinking today, or tomorrow or three weeks from Tuesday? Hhmm, maybe I...
Posted by Melissa on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST