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Rev. Ulovemesmile(LTN)

When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does n

About Me

I AM THE OG DUDE CHICK! ~cause you don't have to HAVE a dick, to think like one!!im a bitch. im a cunt. i talk too much shit. im a drama queen. im a lover, im a fighter. im a tia, im a daughter, im a sister and a girlfriend. im a best friend, im a worst enemy. im neurotic, my thoughts chaotic,& contradicting. dont judge me by my cover, or by who i roll with. dont judge me by my way of life, or by my past. im a good person to those that deserve it, and a total fucken lunatic to those that ask for it. i have a hard time keeping my mouth shut. i have a hard time looking the other way when shit is going down. i love my friends and my family. im a dreamer. im a realist. ive had my ups, and ive had my downs. i have no regrets. i tend to worry too much, or sometimes not care at all. i am loyal, and i am vengeful. i am strong, and i am weak. i make mistakes, but i learn from them. im indecisive and impulsive. i am HUMAN.I edited my profile with Thomas Myspace Editor V4.4 (www.strikefile.com/myspace)

My Interests

tattoos, art, music, truth, laughter, people watching, reading, writing, talking shit, religion, hypocrisy, life... one of my favorite things to do..is to catch bitches slippin...slip slip slippin.....

I'd like to meet:

i hate people that regurgitate everything they hear. you know what i mean, those dumb bitches that think theyre being "deep", but just spit out a bunch of crap thats been fed to them. people who you sit and have meaningful conversations with only to come and find that theyre out spitting out everything you've ever told them, and acting as if those were their thoughts to begin with. you get what im sayin? you feelin me? THOSE are the people that i DON'T want to meet. i hate fake asses. i hate attention whores, bitches with no self respect or dignity. i hate people that talk shit, but wont back it up, or cant take it when you talk shit right back. find me someone thats real. someone thats true to themselves, and wont jump on the bandwagon just cause shit is cool, or cause its what the person who's jock theyre riding is into. FUCK that shit. haters? do i hate haters? nah, fuck no, bring that shit. it just motivates me. i fucken THRIVE on that shit. and before you accuse me of hating on you, take a step back, take a look in the mirror, analyse yourself and who you are, and really think about it.......cause chances are you are sadly mistaken. im just a fucken bitch like that. i like to call them like i see them. and if you dont like it....call the mutha fucken waaahhhhmmmbulance!!

Music:

im not out on the look out for the "coolest" underground band. i dont care if the band is mainstream, if the song speaks to me, ill love it forever. music makes me happy. thats what its for. not to make me look cool, or edgy, or whatever the fuck. i love it all

Movies:

drop dead fred, labyrinth, legend, resevoir dogs,donnie brasco, sleepy hollow, the secret window, american history x, fight club, primal fear, nightmare on elm streen 1-3, heathers, goodfellas, pulp fiction, big, the burbs, the rocky horror picture show, bound by honor, american me, juice, boys in the hood, friday, dumb and dumber, the last unicorn, anything rob zombie, party monster, less than zero, el crimen de padre amaro, el espinazo del diablo, y tu mama tambien, amores peros, el laberinto del fauno, el orphanato, anything pixar.......anything with a hot piece of ass, anything that makes me root for the bad guy....anything that makes me think....anything that makes me laugh my ass off...

Television:

i am a family guy addict, former a simpsons addict. dont get me wrong, i still LOVE the simpsons, but the family guy is my FAVE! invader zim (thanks josh), the venture brothers(thanks chris), robot chicken.. love the food network, the travel channel, the national geographic channel...bravo....and yeah....

Books:

i LOVE to read. i have tons and tons and tons of books...( mostly religion and fairy tales)some that i havent even read yet....FEED YOUR MIND SUCKAS!!! its the only thing you've got thats YOURS and that only YOU can control. (unless youre a weak ass)

Heroes:

my mother! she taught me so much. most importantly, she taught me that its ok to be human and make mistakes. my nephews, still so innocent and un-tainted.

My Blog

uuuuggghhhhh!!

i can literaly feel the grey hairs coming in! im in need of a HUGE FAT JOINT...and of course, not single sniggy in sight!! MAJOR FUCKEN BOO! im thinking its time for F.T.W 2008 here pretty soon. i nee...
Posted by Rev. Ulovemesmile(LTN) on Wed, 21 May 2008 06:13:00 PST

ITS ALL HAPPENING

show some love and pride in your beloved CHUCO! everywhere i go, i seem to hear SOMEONE go on and on about Chuco this and Chuco that. well now its fucken time to do something about it. there is a whol...
Posted by Rev. Ulovemesmile(LTN) on Thu, 01 May 2008 02:04:00 PST

HAVE I GOT A STORY FOR YOU GUYS!!!

so we're on our way to work. we're like no more than FIVE minutes away from the farm. it just so happens theres a sheriffs station on the main street to get here. and theres a road block.....so im thi...
Posted by Rev. Ulovemesmile(LTN) on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 02:12:00 PST

recap

the twins birthday party went off without a hitch. thank you those of you that made it out and i apologize for the food being so late...(celina eric suzy,robert, eddie, nikki...ect ect..thanks for the...
Posted by Rev. Ulovemesmile(LTN) on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 01:49:00 PST

to read or not to read that is the question........

dont you love it when people that dont know a DAMN thing about you, think they have you figured out? i know i do!! seems a while back josh wrote a blog that OFFENDED people that it wasnt even intende...
Posted by Rev. Ulovemesmile(LTN) on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 09:37:00 PST

a rabi a priest and a black guy.......

.........did you hear this one? new sins "added" to the seven deadly sins? hhhhmmm...... Yes it is true.1 Excessive wealth (I guess the money the Catholic church has is not ’excessive’)2 ...
Posted by Rev. Ulovemesmile(LTN) on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 01:22:00 PST

i like to write about nothing at all

great fucken times last night!!! Mizz suzy q and i got noooice and twisted!!! i think melissa did too...ahhha....i managed to take one pic last night, and it was of suzy. ahahhahaha oooh "praying"(or ...
Posted by Rev. Ulovemesmile(LTN) on Sun, 09 Mar 2008 10:32:00 PST

an ODE TO CHUCO!!

Which side of town did you live in?FAR eastsideWhich High School did you graduate from?CHEEEESEWOOD!!!Have you ever gone to the clubs in Juarez?no, ive been to ONE club in Juarez&all the other times w...
Posted by Rev. Ulovemesmile(LTN) on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 01:56:00 PST

do you believe in angels?

yesterday my brother and my dear friend eddie were in a pretty fucked up car accident on their way to Albuquerque New Mexico. looking at the pictures of the truck on my brothers phone this morning gav...
Posted by Rev. Ulovemesmile(LTN) on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 09:15:00 PST

GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS........

for those of you that have known me for quite sometime now, you are all aware that ive always had a problem with girls. its not so much that i hate girls, its that i dont really care for them too much...
Posted by Rev. Ulovemesmile(LTN) on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 11:02:00 PST