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EL MERO-MERO

FUCK YOU, THAT'S WHY!

About Me

I WAS BLESSED BY MY CREATOR WITH A SUR-REAL THRESHOLD OF PAIN, AND THE SUPERNATURAL POWER OF SEEING THROUGH EVERYONE'S BULLSHIT!!!A STIFF DRINK AND SMART CONVERSATION WITH A BADASS WOMAN. or A BADASS STIFF ONE WITH A WOMAN NO CONVERSATION AND A SMART DRINK!!

Get this video and more at MySpace.com THIS IS JUST A SAMPLE OF OUR FUTURE! KEEP THE TRIBE ALIVE!

My Interests

MY LIFE HAS CONSISTED OF GETTING PAID TO SK8BOARD AND TRAVEL-(GO TO MEXICO CITY-SHIT WILL EAT YOU ALIVE),ATTENDING PORN PARTIES,FUCKING PEOPLE UP THAT DESERVE IT,HAVING A GREAT GOD DAMN LAUGH AT LEAST ONCE A DAY(USUALLY AT OTHER PEOPLE'S EXPENSE)AND TRYING TO DO EVERYTHING ON OUR MOTHER EARTH.SO GRAB A SK8BOARD-HIT SOMEONE WITH IT AND SHUT THE FUCK UP!

I'd like to meet:

YOUR MOM AND YOUR SISTER.I FOUND MY HELL-CAT/DEVIL-WOMAN-SO DON'T EVEN BOTHER. I'VE FUKIN HAD IT WITH HUMANS!MERE MORTALS.GONNA MOVE ON TO HIGHER BEINGS. FUCKING-NO ONE ON MY SPACE.

Music:

EVERYTHING MY CHILDREN SING OR SAY TO ME-PURE!SHIT YOU AND YOUR KIND WILL NEVER KNOW ABOUT.D.K.-S.F.-CIRCA-1980-WHEN YOU WERE STILL A CUM SHOT IN YOUR MOM'S EYE.AINT GOT SHIT ON THAT!

Movies:

DOCUMENTARIES,COMEDIES.Foreign fliks with naked foreign Chicks!BY LAW I CANNOT SPEAK OF THE OTHER MOVIES I HAVE MADE,OR MADE YOUR GIRLFRIEND MAKE WITH ME,OR FOR ME.

Television:

FUCK "REALITY" SHOWS! LIVE LIFE DON'T WATCH IT!ABSOLUTELY.NO,I MEAN NO AMERICAN IDOL.THAT'S WHY THE WORLD IS IN THE FUKIN STATE WE'RE IN.IF YOU AIN'T LEARNIN,YOUR BURNIN.

Books:

BOOKS? THEY CALL ME RED.WHY? BECAUSE YOUR HAIR IS RED? NO FUCKFACE, BECAUSE I RED A BOOK ONCE.

Heroes:

ME MUM!!MY CHILDREN-FOR SAVING MY LIFE,I WOULD HAVE SPLIT THIS EARTH PLACE A LONG TIME AGO!MY FRIENDS'CHILDREN-AND ALL OF MOTHER EARTHS CHILDREN!NOT ENOUGH RESPECT!Who's teaching who here? PEOPLE YOU'LL HOPEFULLY NEVER MEET-All my SK8 Bros(Universally),I LOVE EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU UGLY MUTHERFUX... ANYBODY THAT TEACHES ME OR MAKES ME THINK AND LAUGH, Trust me IT aint YOU.