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Bill

About Me

Imagine the blonde haired, blue eyed Greek ideal of your dreams. Imagine him carved in alabaster by a master artisan at the height of his artistic prowess and touched by the hand of God. Now imagine that Greek ideal likes pizza and cheeseburgers, lots of cheeseburgers. An extra forty pounds of cheeseburgers. And Mountain Dew Livewire. And that master artisan? He was kind of short-sighted and wasn’t really having a good day, so he rushed a bit. Also he was out of alabaster that afternoon and had to use a leftover block of stone the color of blind cave lizard bellies.Can you picture it?Is your minds eye watering, bathed in my glowing golden glory?Good.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Lauren Graham

Music:

Portishead, Andrew Bird, the Decemberists, Steeleye Span, Devil Doll, Loreena McKennitt, the Gorillas, Franz Ferdinand, ABBA, Misfits, old Metallica, the Darkest of the Hillside Thickets, old Ozzy, old Black Sabbath, Testament, Sanctuary, Clinic, Fiona Apple, Poe, Pantera, Savatage, Bjork, David Bowie, Coldplay,

Movies:

Metropolis, Die Nibelungen, Delicatessen, the City of Lost Children, Amelie, Porco Rosso, Nausicaa of the Valley of Wind, the Wicker Man, Citizen Kane, the Hudsucker Proxy, Bladerunner, Brazil, Fight Club, Ghostbusters, the Usual Suspects, Being John Malkovitch, the Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Vidoq, A Tale of Two Sisters, the Thin Man, the Big Store, the Fellowship of the Ring, About a Boy, the Dark Crystal, Batman Begins, X-men 2, Raiders of the Lost Ark,

Television:

the Black Adder, the League of Gentlemen, Ab Fab, X-files, House, Mr. Show, the Kids in the Hall, Monty Pythons Flying Circus, Jeeves and Wooster

Books:

Perdido Street Station, the Scar, King Rat, Neverwhere, Our Lady of Darkness, Ill Met in Lankhmar, the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy trilogy, the Long Dark Tea Time of the Soul, Bloodcurdling Tales of Horror and the Macabre, Watchmen, From Hell, V for Vendetta, Creature Tech, Earthboy Jacobus, Gear, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, Sabriel, Lirael, Abhorsen, 1984, Animal Farm, the Snarkout Boys and the Avacado of Death, the Baconburg Horror, Relic, Riptide, Thunderhead, Bone

Heroes:

H.P. Lovecraft, Douglas Adams, Will Eisner, Hellboy!

My Blog

Mojizu Mayhem!

Hey have you seen this site: Mojizu.com?  It's pretty fun.  Just a buncha artists posting character designs.  You can vote for your favorite and collect the ones you like and the highes...
Posted by Bill on Mon, 08 May 2006 02:32:00 PST

An open letter to the makers of the Sylvester Rocky Stallone life sized cardboard Standee

  Dear Advanced Graphics,        I am writing to inform you of dangerous defects in your line of life sized cardboard Standees, namely your Rocky Balboa (Sylvester Stall...
Posted by Bill on Fri, 21 Oct 2005 02:01:00 PST

A Haunting We Will Go

Ah, its 9:53 in the morning and the sky is still heavy with clouds the color of dirty wool.  Its dark out and cold and the shop windows are full of red and orange cellophane devils and paper-bag ...
Posted by Bill on Thu, 20 Oct 2005 02:34:00 PST

Falling

I dont know if you know this or not, but Im a tenth level Autumnalist. Yes, only two more trials and Ill be a full fledged Octobarian! Ive been studying late into the night in moist cellars ripe w...
Posted by Bill on Thu, 20 Oct 2005 07:13:00 PST

Baphomet BBQ

They came again today.   While I was in the can.        I know because when I came back to my studio, panting, short of breath, hands pink and still slightly moist from t...
Posted by Bill on Fri, 30 Sep 2005 11:26:00 PST