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Big Momma Pimpalishisness With A Cherry On Top

Who needs prince charming when I've got you, Jimmy Chu?

About Me

My Website --www.yvonnepage.com
My Blog --www.theresneveraline.blogspot.com
If you want to see all of my pictures, we have to be friends, so friend request me with a message. But don't be too creepy or I'll deny you.

My Interests

To be determined at a later date.

I'd like to meet:

The creator of Pokemon. I'd like to kick him. Hard.

Music:

"When the Saints Go Marching In." This song is on replay in my car right now. i just listened to it about 16 times in a row with a very cute kid in the backseat singing along. if it wasn't for the very cute kid i probably wouldn't be listening to when the saints go marching in. I'd probably be less likely to want to trip a marching saint right now too though.

Movies:

Sometimes I go down to the movie store and rent myself one of them fancy new VHS players so I can watch those newfangled "videos". I really like The Terminator. Those players can get a little complicated though, with all those buttons and such, so usually I just prefer to look at the video box and guess about what would have happened if I'd watched it.

Television:

We's po' so we don'ts gots one of dem.

Books:

Guess what my son's new favorite book is? The Children's Bible.Fucking wonderful.

Heroes:

Myself. Not to brag but I'm pretty fucking awesome.

My Blog

The Grass Is Greener (or The Many Reasons Why My Baby's Daddy Is A Bitch-Ass Motherfucker)

I was talking to a girl who is having a hard time with her boyfriend. I could relate so I told her about the story of me and my son's father. Hopefully it helps her. But after I wrote it, I thought...
Posted by Big Momma Pimpalishisness With A Cherry On Top on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 12:10:00 PST

Martin, Martin, Martin...

I'm watching this documentary about Martin Luther King Jr. and it's talking about how "Oh yeah, by the way- he cheated on his wife." And i'm sad to say that despite every good thing he did, now I'm no...
Posted by Big Momma Pimpalishisness With A Cherry On Top on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 08:21:00 PST

His Face

I love watching my (5 year old) son when he's figuring something out. You can see his face changing as things become more and more clear. And he talks through it out loud so it's like you can hear w...
Posted by Big Momma Pimpalishisness With A Cherry On Top on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 04:11:00 PST

20 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point your hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice. 3. Every ...
Posted by Big Momma Pimpalishisness With A Cherry On Top on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 10:11:00 PST