Emmanuel Croft

Emmanuel david Croft, orphaned at a young age, was raised by a pack of rogue malamutes. Living a feral existence in the frozen tundra, he barely advanced one rung on the evolutionary ladder. he venomously denies to this day that he has lived in Sydney for most of his conscious life. his dream of becoming the world's highest paid lap dancer came to a tragic end when a slipped disc sidelined that career. Moving on, emmanuel found success elusive in a succession of jobs including oil boy for a bikini model, Amish Rake Fighter, viceroy to the duchess of Sweden, personal stenographer to Marcel Marceau, sous chef, pants inspector #4 and body chalk outliner for the police. Emmanuel has been described as a moody, lazy, weird, unreliable, creepy, perverse, obnoxious, little two bit punk by his friend's Rabbi. His goal in art, like in life, is to become filthy rich by painting smutty, nude pictures of young women from good gene pools. Manny has been married twelve times and divorced five times. He has fathered seventy-one children worldwide, mostly in Utah. he is a self taught artist and stole this bit from Frank Cho. He is currently drawing two comics. what e v er