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Lauren

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My Interests

I have rockstar hours so now I'm pretty much free to be with my lil man and my geoff. I run a dinner theatre on the weekends with Geoff called "murder, more or less... a comedy" where i stage direct and play the French Maid. And Geoff plays the butler.

Music:

SIRIUS RADIO IS MY FRIEND! Angels & Airwaves, Massive attack,Van Halen, Frou Frou, Markus Shulz, Everything but the girl...all the way on down to Ray charles when Im feeling nostalgic. I believe I am very cultured and well rounded when it comes to music. Growing up as a dancer, you have to learn to love everything and take what you can from every style. Needless to say, I have an appreciation for almost every form of music.

Movies:

*Memoires of a Geisha is by far the most beautiful movie I have ever seen!* Who doesn't like movies? Who has ever said, "Hey, you wanna go see a movie?" "Fuck that and fuck you, movies! The whole idea of it, it's just wrong and fake and no." Favorites (in no particular order): Grandma's boy, Snatch, Fight Club, Garden State, 4 rooms,Reservoir dogs(anything tarantino) Tommy Boy, Napoleon Dynamite....I know I know...EVERYONE and thier sister loves that movie. But hey, if it can make me laugh my @ss off with little to no dialogue whatsoever, it deserves a golden star imo.

Television:

HEROES is the best by far!!! SAVE THE CHEERLEADER SAVE THE WORLD!!!! King of the Hill. Everybody loves raymond, Dharma & Greg, Will & Grace, Veronica Mars and House.

Books:

When women stop hating their bodies. I am the ANTI DIET!

Heroes:

Jenna Elfman. Beautiful and Geeky and Goofy all at the same time! Love her.

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My Blog

The simpson sisters are invading good music like the plague! (blogworthy)

First Jessica with John Mayer...now this??? WTF???What is this world coming to? I just read this article on google news...LOL What could ashlee simpson possibly have to offer Rob Smith?? AND VICE VERS...
Posted by Smasher Lauren on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 11:35:00 PST

Some local bands...

Some local bands sit around a pout wondering why the hell they never get gigs...   Ill tell you why...they're all friggin prima donnas.  Getting e-mail responses back from some of these guys...
Posted by Smasher Lauren on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 04:00:00 PST

NEW WHEELS!!!

Got a new car today.  After the dealership told me it was going to be 2000 bucks  in repairs, I decided that a cute little 2004 jetta wagon would be purrrfect.  So yea, I traded my old ...
Posted by Smasher Lauren on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 09:35:00 PST

I EFFING ROCK!

..> I had no idea what I was gonna do tonight when I attempted to benchmark.  I just figured I'd push it and see where it went...just to get an estimate of where I was time-wise.  20.5 ...
Posted by Smasher Lauren on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 11:08:00 PST

You know what the best kinda practice is???

Going to open skate at it's busiest and dodging 3ft tall "speed bumps" that dart in all directions EXCEPT the "all skate" direction!  Today was the second time in two days that a c...
Posted by Smasher Lauren on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 11:19:00 PST

Life is good

I got my skates yesterday and finally got a chance to try them out tonight.  Yeah, so my crap skates really helped condition me and i feel like a friggin race horse on my new skates and my feet d...
Posted by Smasher Lauren on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 11:33:00 PST

Tailgaters sleep with their mothers (also, update on derby practice)

F-ing hilarious!!!!So I was getting sick and tired of my ass being ridden in the slow lane. Ok, so normally I do about 5-10 over anyway, but apparently slow on the freeway is anything below 100mph. So...
Posted by Smasher Lauren on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 10:10:00 PST

Saying Goodbye

So I'm saying goodbye to suicide girls for good.  I said to myself "if I see one more kate moss look-alike donned in "pinup garb", I'm going to vomit.  Not only do they look like kate m...
Posted by Smasher Lauren on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 02:28:00 PST

go nuts!

Burn 400 calories in a half hour- no joke. plug this in your ipod and get on the eliptical trainer.  Just go at the pace of the music. warmup- "who we be" DMX - 4:47 Wait & Bleed- slipknot 2:...
Posted by Smasher Lauren on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 07:28:00 PST

Samuel L Jackson

Random thought this moring as I was watching CNN and the woes that the US are having with Border Patrol etc. I have the solution Samuel L. Jackson as Cheif of Border Patrol. Then they should film it.....
Posted by Smasher Lauren on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 08:55:00 PST