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Edward "SCISSOR PAWS"

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About Me

I LIKE TO WATCH T.V AND NAKED GIRLS. I LOVE THE RAVE. I STAY UP LATE AND LISTEN TO MINIMAL TECHNO. MY FRIENDS LIKE IT WHEN I PARTY WITH THEM. I HATE DOGS AND OTHER ANIMALS. I DON'T LIKE TO CUDDLE AND HATE TO BE SMOOTHERED. MY MOMS COOL BUT I HATE WHEN I CANT HANGOUT WITH HER. I DON'T LIKE MEN AROUND HER EITHER. I SHIT ON THE FLOOR EVERTIME SHE LEAVES THE APT. I HATE WHEN PEOPLE SAY "THE CLAW" I TRY TO IGNORE THEM BUT IT'S LIKE NAILS ON CHALKBOARD TO MY EARS. I LIKE TO LICK ALOT, ESPECIALLY LEGS AND FEET. I WILL NOT BE IGNORED, I WILL CHEW ON PANT LEGS WHEN PEOPLE TRY TO IGNORE ME. MY FRIENDS CALL ME "SCISSOR PAWS" MY MOM CALLS ME EDWARD WHEN SHE'S MAD . I'M A SNEAKY MOTHER FUCKER SO WATCH YOUR FOOD ILL EAT IT WHEN YOUR NOT LOOKING. I ALWAYS GET MY WAY CAUSE I'M SPOILED AND CUTE. I'M A WHINEY BRAT WHEN I WANT SOMETHING.....I ALWAYS GET IT. OH, AND I HAVE THE CUTEST ASS YOU'VE EVER SEEN ON A DOG. Online Status Icons Myspace Contact Tables Myspace Backgrounds

My Interests

DIRTYBIRD PARTIES IN THE PARK. BARKING AT DOGS, TAKING WALKS THRU THE TENDERLOIN, SNIFING STUFF, CHEWING PEOPLES PANTLEGS AND

I'd like to meet:

THE ASSHOLE WHO TOOK MY TAIL.

Music:

Minimal & Techno

Television:

NAKED GIRLS.

Books:

I can't read BITCH! I'm a Hound!

Heroes:

My mom