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joan

My mom lurks my myspace.

About Me

I have lived here in Poulsbo my whole life, and I finally left the state for the first time this summer. I guess you can say I live a sheltered life from the outside but from the inside it's anything but. I am very close with my family which consists of 3 sisters and my mom, a lot of estrogen! My "goal" in life is to become a master pastry chef on a top cruise line. Iv'e been in culinary school for 4 years now so mine as well do something with my life that I enjoy! Well that's a little about me, so there you go. Oh yeah, I really enjoy humor so if you can make me laugh thats a plus, don't worry Im easily amused!
You Are A Total Shopaholic!
You have a keen eye for spotting trends before they are hot
And sometimes your credit rating takes a beating as a result
Consider a job in retail to subsidize your gorgeous outfits
Over time, you could become a famous stylist or designer!
When showering, do you start the water and then get in or get in and start the water? get in and start the water
Do you read the labels on your shampoo bottle? no
Do you moan in the shower like the people on the herbal essence commercial? yes
Have you ever been forced to shower with one of your siblings? no
Have you ever brushed your teeth in the shower? yes
Have you ever dropped your soap on your foot? yes
How old do you look? 20
How old do you act? 24
Have you recently become a member of anything? no
Do you kiss with your eyes opened or closed? closed
Have you ever ridden a mechanical bull? no
Do you ever intentionally vomit after eating? no
If you were working on a pirate ship, what would you most likely be? walking the plank
Have you ever called anyone a slut? no
Have you ever been called a slut? yes
Have you ever smuggled something into your country? yes
Does playing the guitar make a girl/guy more attractive? yes
Your Inner Pop Princess Is Jessica Simpson
"The real me used to laugh all night
Lying in the grass, just talkin 'bout love.
But lately I've been jaded,
Life got so complicated."
You have an innocent charm that appeals to guys and girls.

My Interests



Not a Jealous Bone in Your Body
You're secure, trusting, and giving with friends and lovers
And while you may have been hurt before, you've bounced back
You're generally happy with your life - and no one's grass is greener than yours
One word of caution: some may see your lack of jealousy as indifference!