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Unpainted Huffhines

100% Hardware Purism: Always Live, Always RealTime

About Me

OH! Jeez! Don’t sneak up on me! So: Many years ago, in a haze of pipe-dreamery, I initially created Unpainted Huffhines as a 3-piece jazz-rock project, which morphed into an electro 5-piece, but before we made much headway, every half-musician dufus I ever met latched on. Sure, we did churn out years of fun loving lowbrow jams, but through that pesky gauntlet of reality and reliability, them scurvy barnacles/flakey dipshits were figuratively scraped off, until at last an autonomous electromusical entity emerged...that is to type: I’m 100% solo and I’m loving every bass soaked butt wigglin’ minute!! So! Whom the fuck do I think I am? I’m a brilliantly witty, tougher than steel skaterockin’ blond haired straight toothed and truly multifaceted Champion of Fucking Justice! Also a fine crafter of sarcastic text! Being a soloist I don’t refer to myself as a "band" per-se, and not wanting to create seperate entities for myself on myspace: may this profile double as one of a Real Human and Everything. Therefore I add you or correspond in any way, it’s a lone man behind the funky keystrokin’, so I either intend to network with you, superficially want to jump your bones, or I like your music. I digress. So you say you’ve never seen/heard/conceived of me? It’s actually quite intentional. With the aid of my Orcish Cloak of Invisibility I’ve managed to stay underground/studiobound for nearly half a score...recluse hermit stylee, bitches! Yet my hunger for flipping out human psyches is insatiable, this figurative beatbeast may very well break free and leave the countryside forsaken with utter funkination. That means I’m playing out now you shits, so pay attention! My recordings are scientifically engineered to kick back, polf nugs, and watch eyelid movies to. In concert, I solemnly swear to rattle the right fuck out of this very earth, drop masses into trances at will, and look pretty cool most the time. I may, nay, will indeed upstage anyone you have follow me, sorry...wait, no...I’m not. I kick mighty ass or none at all. Isn’t that Awesome? You bet your Sweet Everything! Oh yes, I need money to eat, and build halfpipes...so buy my myriad products secure online via paypal...and come see me rule shit Live, pick up a shirt and a CD, or three, and/or noisily fellate me after the show...now that’s supporting independent music! Yours...Loud As Fuck, El Gasmaestro

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Member Since: 5/24/2005
Band Website: unpaintedhuffhines.com
Band Members: Right...there. Wait, lower. There ya go! ’Tis Moi, the slayer of all DJ’s, ruler of all PA’s! I usually find greater satisfaction in composing and performing my material without any such collaborations and inherent concessions. Since electro composition with all my goodies allows entire dimensions of palettes of sounds, things can get messy quick! As I Have the ability to write for any and all which is instrument, I’d like to figuratively clamp my anus tightly about all within its mighty grasp! I can balance quite a few hats on such an enormous head... that is, I write/compose/arrange every note, freak like mad real-time, never overdub a single track, record, edit, master, do graphics, screen my own shirts, and even rock a giant’s ass once in a while, so there!
Influences: This human vessel of mine is so much impressed by environ, inarguably I've been influenced by everything my senses have ever been exposed to, and will continue to evolve my tastes based on everything I'm to experience in the future. So nyahh! Often my reaction to modern Top 200/media-saturation type of musics is knee-jerk rejection, as the whole cookie-cutter industry is inbred and will continue to devolve until it stops molding their "art" to conform to Market Research on Their Target Demographic. Despite major-label-conformities there are always exceptional acts that make it into the mainstream. Therefore: "I like what's cool a whole heck of a lot, and passionately hate what sucks." So I'm quoting myself, wanna fight about it? I enjoy recordings by Frank Zappa, RHCP, Primus, Aphex Twin, Prototype 909, Orbital, Dieselboy, Bloodhag, Mr Bungle, etc. I find my tastes leaning toward hard/unique/funky rock and most electronica/techno, so long as no retarded diva vocals are involved, and the beat changes semi-occasionally. I find etheric/haunting soft melodic beauty piano/jazz/strings pieces super-boring, and predictable disco re-regurgitation super weak! Sorry but DJs who don't spin their own personally recorded tracks really aren't helping music. Take two secs and forge yourself a little style, whydontcha? To the Heads: Keep music real, live, and real-time! Support Live Music!
Sounds Like: Uh...If you can't spend 3 seconds listening instead of 3 reading, you can bugger right off. Though cliche: Me. "Originality as best I can." So I call dibs on a few new genres I've spawned: "Haunted Hardcore", "Experitronic Trancehall", "Enchanted Woods", "Scientechnica" and "Mindfukno"...I could keep going but you get the idear...more unnecessary subclassification. I Like Badass Burly Beats with Trippy Sick Synth Shit, Tweaked, with Sprinkles..."Audio-Cortexual Sexual Synethesia", "Music to Watch Eyelid Movies To", and "Themes for Hair-Twirling and Lip-Biting". Enjoy!
Record Label: The search is on...you like? You push-a my beats!
Type of Label: None

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Oh sweet molasses, I've gone and posted six all new tracks, for you...and you alone. Let me in your earholes. Enjoy!
Posted by Unpainted Huffhines on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 06:27:00 PST