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Paul

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About Me

Hello, I am a now a published writer, and have finally got a book with an ISBN-"Jokers Livid", which asks such questions as "What does Obelix do for a living?" and "Which comic actor was nicknamed 'Babe". I also have "Beastery" and "Uncalcuable" published on Lulu.com; Xavier House Reviews said about Uncalcuable that was the kind of book Benny Hill would use if he was thinking about studying maths. One of my scripts "The Director's Strategem" has been performed by Flesh Pot Theatre. I hit a brick wall after refusing to be coerced by an annoying lecturer. Unfortunately I find it hard to think for myself. I'm going to try. All I can do is try. I have also written "Directors Anonymous" and the one-act play "The Yorkshirian Job" I have adapted "Nicholas Nickleby" and the "Prisoner of Zenda".

Trivia Machine

I'm a real fan of quizzes-see profile.

My Interests

Drama, writing, quizzes, interesting and wierd facts.

I'd like to meet:

People who'll buy my work. No, seriously, people interested in little known facts, "nerdy" subjects perhaps. I don't know.

Music:

The Beatles, The Rutles, Ian Drury, Bonzo Dog. Here are the lyrics of "The Intro and the Outro"

BONZO DOG BAND lyrics

Movies:

Life of Brian, Fish Called Wanda etc.

Television:

Dr Who (both version) Life on Mars Comedies and Dramas The Clangers QI

Books:

Discworld Douglas Adams Ben Schott's books Michael Macrone David Feldman Many others.

Heroes:

Anyone who isn't a reality tv star or obsessive Hollywood A-list.

My Blog

Develop Your Idea

Sharon wants us to develop the arts quiz idea. Do I send her questions then? I suppose so. I'm looking into this Upski bloke, with the surname Wimsatt.
Posted by Paul on Sun, 18 May 2008 02:29:00 PST

Back in the swing of things

I'm back from my break now. I can't ask the library woman about my Kent book as the library will be closed for 3 weeks. Sharon, the woman from Dover wants things. I ask about an art quiz. I've also s...
Posted by Paul on Sat, 17 May 2008 09:23:00 PST

Cosmetic Counter?

I'm wondering what's stopping people buying my work is merely cosmetic. Ok, you could say everything was cosmetic. What I mean is that they like my work but feel my character would prevent too much of...
Posted by Paul on Sat, 03 May 2008 03:11:00 PST

Samantha is Beside Herself

The legendary jazz trumpeter and host of I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue Humphrey Lyttleton (or Humph) has died. Despite being an old Eton boy he had a very common touch and also the touch of the Eeyores.....
Posted by Paul on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 02:27:00 PST

The Kent Cacophony

I'm now working to get a book about Kent published in the library-but will it get anywhere? I kind of lied and said I wrote it already. It shouldn't take that long to write.
Posted by Paul on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 08:26:00 PST

The Calling Cards

I've started placing more cards around the place, with the word 'AMAZON' on it thrice. I may have over egged it...
Posted by Paul on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 03:41:00 PST

The Kentish Game

Have done another article for David Motta, this time about the pub game of bat and trap. Also say about my book-I don't think he'll buy it though.
Posted by Paul on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 10:53:00 PST

Finding Jokers

In order to find Jokers, here are the links. Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/Jokers-Livid-Ever-Evil-Quizbook/dp/143 4897125 Borders: http://www.amazon.com/Jokers-Livid-Ever-Evil-Quizbook/dp/143 4897125 Wa...
Posted by Paul on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 12:57:00 PST

The Proof is Here

I've got the proof of Jokers Livid now and so I can begin marketing it. I can-but will I? It seems fine.
Posted by Paul on Sat, 12 Apr 2008 05:40:00 PST

Stupid Answer to an Egghead Question

Which Shakespearian title character hatched a plan to make the Queen of the Goths a cannibal? Answer: The Tempest. (the correct answer was Titus Andronicus)
Posted by Paul on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 12:37:00 PST