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james

About Me

So I never thought I would do this but I figured what do I have to lose. So I'm Kari, I'm a single mom to the most beautiful little boy! He is almost 9 months old. He is my life and my reason for living. I would like to meet a guy who can understand that and appreciate it.

When showering, do you start the water and then get in or get in and start the water? start the water then get in
Do you read the labels on your shampoo bottle? yes
Do you moan in the shower like the people on the herbal essence commercial? no
Have you ever been forced to shower with one of your siblings? no
Have you ever brushed your teeth in the shower? no
Have you ever dropped your soap on your foot? yes
How old do you look? 19
How old do you act? 16
Have you recently become a member of anything? no
Do you kiss with your eyes opened or closed? open
Have you ever ridden a mechanical bull? yes
Do you ever intentionally vomit after eating? no
If you were working on a pirate ship, what would you most likely be? teh ship whore
Have you ever called anyone a slut? yes
Have you ever been called a slut? yes
Have you ever smuggled something into your country? yes
Does playing the guitar make a girl/guy more attractive? yes

My Interests

dining, family, movies, outdoor activities, travel

I'd like to meet:

Marilyn Monroe, Mark Ryden, Friends

Music:

Mike Jones, Beach Boys, the doors, HANSON, I listen to everything, Bryan Adams, MXPX, Rasputina, Cypress Hill, R & B, Dungen, red hot chili peppers, Gipsy Kings, Beastie Boys, lynard skynard, Pulp, Seether, Frank Sinatra

Movies:

Again, unfaithful, hOnEy, Eurotrip, guys and dolls, National Treasure, kill bill vol 1, Fried Green Tomatoes, the Life of David Gale, sisterhood of the traveling pants, Narnia, In Good Company, Born into Brothels, A Leauge of Their Own, Amelie, Waterboy, Aladdin, The Rock, delicate, Old School , life as a house, what's eating gilbert grape

Television:

jamie foxx, Crossing Jordan, the gauntlet, Hogan Knows Best, thats so raven, RED SOX, Chapelle's Show, Baseball, I don't watch TV, Hey Dude, Chapelle Show, ALL MY CHILDREN, Wildfire, meet the barkers, Living Single, l word, law and order SVU, table td div div font, The Apprentice, Extreme Home Makeover, Sex and the City reruns, Cops, Flavor of Love, Living Single, The Soup, good times, boston legal

Books:

LIke Water for Chocolate, a child called it, Times New Roman, The Good Earth, A Clockwork Orange, bridget jones's diary, Romance, Jane Eyre, The Sun Also Rises, Chuck Palahniuk, div table tbody, Everything is Illuminated, The Left Behind series, The Koran, Gone With The Wind, The Yellow Wallpaper, Anne of Green Gables, Carrie, Dan Brown, great expectations, A Separate Peace, A Separate Peace, The Left Behind series