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Don't Ever Let A Russian Jew Cut Your Hair*

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About Me

After awhile you learn the subtle difference between holding a hand and chaining a soul, And you learn that love doesn't mean leaning and company doesn't mean security, And you begin to learn that kisses aren't contracts and presents aren't promises, And you begin to accept your defeats with your head up and your eyes open, with the grace of an adult, not the grief of a child, And you learn to build all your roads on today because tomorrow's ground is too uncertain for paths. After awhile you learn that even sunshine burns if you get too much. So plant your garden and decorate your own soul, instead of waiting for someone to bring you flowers. And you learn that you really can endure... That you really are strong, And you really do have worth.

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My Interests

Reading, drawing, design, cooking, fitness, etc.

Make an .. slideshow at onetruemedia.com

I'd like to meet:

Kermit.I am worth $2,108,050 on HumanForSale.com

adopt your own virtual pet!

Music:

I don't discriminate.

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Movies:

Anything that will make me cry like a bad kid being spanked.

Television:

I divorced tv. What Classic Pin-Up Are You?
You're Brigitte Bardot!
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Books:

Reading everything. Perhaps writing my own.

Heroes:

Nacho!!!

My Blog

Chimps & Orangatangs*

Ya'll go ahead.... Ima stay home, with my... monkey. I posted a new video with Dave Chappelle. Those of you who read this and were at Koryn's party and didn't understand what the hell anyone was ...
Posted by Don't Ever Let A Russian Jew Cut Your Hair* on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 11:00:00 PST

If I Wasn't Dating Tommy....

....I'd Be Dating Jill! Bwa. Ha. Ha. Ha!!! Just Kidding! ;) By the way, I passed my test! Yay. ::claps:: Sooo...now I'm on the search for that cunt so I can rub my success in her face! Thanks&nbs...
Posted by Don't Ever Let A Russian Jew Cut Your Hair* on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 04:06:00 PST

Can I Call You A Cunt Or Would That Not Suffice???

Smelly old ladies that work for the state should be shot. So I take my State Boards today (the practical exam portion)And I'm totally flustered because there was a freak snow storm on my way to the f...
Posted by Don't Ever Let A Russian Jew Cut Your Hair* on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 06:50:00 PST

...And Your Face, EXPLODE!!!

Kaboom went the doggie. So yesterday I was home alone for a matter of an hour and within that hour my doggie went "KABLOOWIE!!!" Not once, not twice, not even three times... She went KABLOOWIE 5 times...
Posted by Don't Ever Let A Russian Jew Cut Your Hair* on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 01:31:00 PST

J-E-L-L-O, None For Me Thanks...

wow koryn, is the party queen. all hail koryn!!! ::bows:: so the adventure began when jill was eaten by buster. (hmm...that doesn't sound how it should...) also, i watched. lol. you pervs. naughty...
Posted by Don't Ever Let A Russian Jew Cut Your Hair* on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 03:22:00 PST

Updated For Your Viewing Pleasure.

Just letting everyone know that I uploaded a video of Analyse in action. Her vocabulary is expanding beyond "Hiiiiiiiii" now, :)   (I like to keep my blogs short and sweet)
Posted by Don't Ever Let A Russian Jew Cut Your Hair* on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 05:46:00 PST

New Jersey

Garden state? I think not. ....It really is full of garbage.
Posted by Don't Ever Let A Russian Jew Cut Your Hair* on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 04:43:00 PST

Family Ties

...Bind me to you forever in my heart with such joy. A tribute, Grammy, only for you: When I think about everyone that has influenced my life it really all boils down to you, Grammy. You're the one p...
Posted by Don't Ever Let A Russian Jew Cut Your Hair* on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 10:01:00 PST

You're Old & You Smell Bad.

Fuck all you old people in the face.   .....That's all I have to say.
Posted by Don't Ever Let A Russian Jew Cut Your Hair* on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 11:24:00 PST

*Honey*

He told me he loves me as much as there are stars in the sky... *smiles* TomtheSoundGuy12 [8:08 P.M.]:  you always know how to make me smile It's the simple things in life. ...
Posted by Don't Ever Let A Russian Jew Cut Your Hair* on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 05:13:00 PST