Music, sex, music and sex
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Grateful Dead, Steely Dan, Allman Brothers, moe., Pink Floyd, Phish, Lawrence Welk, Stark Naked and the Car Theives (look 'em up -- they're real), String Cheese Incident, Widespread Panic, Miles Davis, Tammy Fae Baker (yes she has albums out), Jackie Gleason, Beethoven, John Coltrane, Frank Zappa
High Anxiety, Blazing Saddles, Young Frankenstein, Fish Called Wanda, Princess Bride, Glengary Glen Ross, Hot MILFS Vol I and II.
Good Eats, No Reservations, Mythbusters, Dirty Jobs, and the Sopranos is overrated crap...
Anything but the bible
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