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Sporkfly is either Al solo, or with band, running what has been referred to as a "democratic dictatorship".
Al has studied with Robert Fripp, recorded with Kramer at Noise NY (ShimmyDisc), and has gigged and all around the country and in London, UK; where he was interviewed for Greater London Radio. He also does voiceover work here in New York.

More Stuff About Al

*) I learned the real way to throw out a pizza box from my bass player at the time who used to deliver pizza.

*) I learned Transcendental Meditation when I was 12. Tell ya what, it's not much of a conversation starter after kickball.............

*) I continue to be a better than average parallel parker, turning seemingly impossible spots into realities wherever I go. If this seems like bragging, so be it.

*) In my last two years of high school, I was a Big Brother.

*) In my last year of high school, I was a vandal. A group of us used to break into cars and steal stereos and T-roofs. This ended when I got arrested the following year.

*) When I was ten, I thought I wanted to be a lawyer.

*) When I was three, the big kids around the block from us traded me gold for my excellent toy car, except it turns out it wasn't really gold, it was just rocks.

*) One of my jobs rewarded me for good performance by commending me at the morning meeting, then giving me a Bruce Springsteen ticket. For an event held in a stadium, it was a remarkably neutral experience. I had to think up tons of things to say for when people asked me about it the next day. [Note: I recently had a dream where I was hanging out with him, and he seemed like a completely nice guy. Which fucking sucks, because that's all you ever hear about him. And now, I feel bad about not enjoying the show much. Although, notably, not bad enough to remove this entry :-).....]

*)We had this gig once where we showed up and the guy who booked us was chipping at the ceiling with a hammer, effectively destroying the room right in front of us (remodeling). We'd been cancelled. Asked why we hadn't been told, he said, "I had quit that week".

*) When I write an "S", it looks like a "5".

*) I paid a kid in cookies to teach me to ride a two-wheeler. When I got that down, he tried to keep the cookies coming by offering to teach me to ride a bigger bike. I passed.

*) In second grade, I learned all of the presidents, and could recite them in chronological order. By the end of the year, two other kids in my class had gotten them down, as well.

*) I found a road that's not on the map. "Justified Paranoia", indeed..............

*) I still have my Maxell labels from when they were doing that "points" thing and you could get stuff.

*) I've lived in thirteen different places.

*) For my first band, I figured out all of the middle chords to "Hold Your Head Up" by Argent. It was the first time I'd tried to dismantle some time consuming "middle section" of a tune, and I was fairly psyched that I was able to do it; it gave me the confidence to go after some larger things. When I brought it in to rehearsal, the singer said, "Absolutely no way am I singing that".

*) I was refused admission into Canada once because my friend said he was Egyptian, but he then could not prove it.

*) For all of the time I have spent waiting tables, I am still lousy at remembering both names and faces. I resolve to improve...........

*) I slam my computer keys unnecessarily hard on a regular basis.

*) Once, when I was 10, I went to church of my own accord. Went alone. Rode my bike. Was curious; wanted to check it out. Years later, one of my brothers said something sarcastic about it, having never brought it up previously.

*) I'm 7, and I get into a fight with this kid, and he frickin bites me. It hurts a lot, and I grab myself where he'd bit me (arm). Possibly, I am crying as well. A guy walks out of this bar right where we are, and the kid looks up like he's going to get in trouble. Quickly, he grabs himself in the same place where he'd bitten me and pretends to be in pain. A total pro. The guy looks, figures it's two kids fighting, and walks away.

*) I have this thing where if I'm watching a movie or a TV show and the main character goes to shoplift something, I have to not watch it or change the channel cuz I freak out internally and they're gonna get caught and I can't watch..

*) Though indifferent about their music, and with no intention of contributing financially to either, I avidly consume the continuing sagas of both the Van Halen and Guns N Roses bands.

*) When I go to the movies, I think about other stuff. I'm always asking, "What just happened? Was that the guy from before?............", that sort of thing. Sometimes, during mid thinking, I reflect on what a great opportunity it is to think about stuff, because I'm not going to be interrupted.



My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 5/23/2005
Band Website: sporkfly.com
Influences:


Music: Self (band w Matt Mahaffey), Sloan, Swag, Jeff Buckley, Soul Coughing, The Pixies, The Irresponsibles, King Crimson, Jack Bruce, Joni Mitchell, Cat Power, Kate Bush, The Rascals, Perry Farrell

Situations: Growing up in Floral Park until i was 7, the fire escape we could hang out on while we lived there, playing Ball Tag On Bicycles later when I got a ten speed, riding my bicycle solo up and down Middle Neck Rd as the sky turned light blue in April after I stayed up all night for the first time when I was 15, every single thing K-Man and I did and got away with...........The time I went to the Floral Park Playground with my brother and his friends and climbed the fence with them to get in and cut myself on the way out but held it in and didn't say anything...........The time we stole a flag from the police booth to make shirts out of and they bought a new one and put it up and we took the new one too, but we put the old one back............



Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

Come Check Out The Music Video I Am In

This is video for the other band I play in, Ether Park.The song is very catchy, and the video is a lot of fun.Good times!Come check it out, and please leave comments. Thanks!!Check out this video: Whe...
Posted by Sporkfly on Sun, 30 Dec 2007 02:52:00 PST

If You Are, In Fact, Stalking Me.....

.....at least do something positive with it and share with others. You KNOW you've got one.At LEAST on. Come tell us.And, on the same page, come play Stalker Hangman. Click r...
Posted by Sporkfly on Sun, 28 Oct 2007 11:58:00 PST

Popular Myths Debunked 2: "That Which Does Not Kill Us Makes Us Stronger"

Okay."That Which Does Not Kill Us Makes Us Stronger"(and am I to believe Nietzsche said this? He had a hard time; we'll cut him some slack)What about:"That Which Does Not Kill Us Scars Us Irrepairably...
Posted by Sporkfly on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 11:02:00 PST

PERRY FARRELL does not accept add requests from bands

  A while back, some of you may remember my blog post where I used a similar title and Axl Rose's name instead. I was just hypothesizing at the time, I didn't mean anything by it. And I threw it ...
Posted by Sporkfly on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 07:24:00 PST

Popular Myths Debunked: "Knowledge Is Power"

Bull. Saying 'Knowledge Is Power" is like saying "A Car Is A Roadtrip" If you don't do something with it, you're not going anywhere. Comments?...
Posted by Sporkfly on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 11:34:00 PST

Updated: What Can You See When Youre Dead?

The following comes from an article about Leona Helmsley's will. It was published by the Associated Press, and was written, ostensibly, by an adult."The mausoleum, she ordered, must be "washed or s...
Posted by Sporkfly on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 12:09:00 PST

On Behalf Of Anyone Who Has Ever Wanted To...I Broke The Computer At Work

...>..>..>Q. Okay, so you smashed in a touch screen computer at workA. Yeah.Q. Lemme get this straight, you like wound up or something and let fly?A. Actually, I threw from the stretch. I always throw...
Posted by Sporkfly on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 12:35:00 PST

"Welcome To Sierra Mist...Get Over It, We Know Youre Pissed"

  We went out to a diner a few weeks ago, and the waitress was very attentive. Even with this, I had the idea that she wanted to get out of there already, as it was nearly midnight and I saw her ...
Posted by Sporkfly on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 11:28:00 PST

Sporkfly Presents Ten Foods Not Covered By The Five Second Rule

1. Meatloaf. Okay, that one was obvious.2. Like, A Whole Thing of Potato Chips. I'm talking chips that went under kitchen structures, and are now part of some sort of artifact salad. 3. Cranberry...
Posted by Sporkfly on Sat, 11 Aug 2007 12:18:00 PST

Official List Of Forgiven/Unforgiven Bands and Artists

..>   Official List Of Forgiven/Unforgiven Bands and Artists The fame business is tough. Individual performers and groups are constantly, literally, kicked out of being famous. Someti...
Posted by Sporkfly on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 04:13:00 PST