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Liz

I am here for Friends

About Me

Smallest waist in Cook, Will, and DuPage.

My Interests

Hyperbolic Arches, Cockamamie Schemes, Cross-Training, All things Detroit, Cheesecake Photography, Friends

Music:

Kazoo

Television:

I threw it off the roof of the Hotel Burnham to appease Charles Atwood's ghost.

Books:

John Irving, Upton Sinclair, Nelson Algren, Ada Louise Huxtable

Heroes:

My brother

My Blog

On Demolition...

This morning, among a crowd of 1st ward gawkers, Polish drunks and early-bird hipsters, I watched as an 1890's two-flat became a pile of rubble on the 1600 block of West Division. A giant crane metho...
Posted by Liz on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 10:45:00 PST

I am going to join the circus.

The circus has a variety of satisfying, lucrative career options for an able bodied young woman.  As my father's child, I would be an excellent clown car mechanic.  I could tightrope walk (a...
Posted by Liz on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 08:55:00 PST

Notes concerning the Preservation Belltower

I swear to fuckin' god there is something dead somewhere on this floor! Everyday when I get off the elevator, I smell it...and don't you dare tell me it's my upper lip or the excess of fumes caused b...
Posted by Liz on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 10:11:00 PST