The Scoutgirl Gestapo

Greetings from continental sweeden! Hallo! Wee are 2 swedish blonds who love broadcast our symphonies of siphylis to the rest of the world (except norway, finland and latvia). We are educated at university of nail sculpture in stockholm and are most notorious necrophiliac-lapdance-techno act in sweden (right now).All prejudice about sweden is true, except for that we don´t all like ABBA. In fact, me and Berbel X were recently banned from the creme de la creme of the stockholm nightlife when we tried to set Agneta Faltskog´s hair on fire (she was in dire need of a makeover).There are a lot of rumours about us, some of which are true, others which are not; that we eat children, that our father is brother to our mother, that we cultivate potatoes underneath our living room floor, that we hate Poland, that we love polish men (if they have a lot of money and can support our veeery expensive need for sobel skin and ukrainian jewellery), that we are involved in at least 45 cases of arson against polish hot dog stands (they make lousy sauerkraut), that we manufacture brattwurst made from cats, that we collect shower heads (for recreational purposes in the colon area), that we have sampled Linda Blair´s fetal scan, that Berbel X used to own a baby-trafficking drive-thru in her garage and also is very accomplished chef in area of cooking placenta in all sort of different ways, that we have printed "Hate Karin Dreijer" T-shirts and made quite a buck selling them to tasteful electronicafans, that Treblinka Disney once inserted a headset microphone into his urethra while speaking to a friend on skype and thus chatted through his penis (the acoustics was fantastic!) and finally that we have played in the backroom of the famous cantonese restaurant "eat and woman".We hope you love us as much as we hate Sweden!Ps! We do weddings as well!