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Natalie

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About Me

My name is Natalie and I am a full time welding student and mom of two great kids. Why welding? Well, because it's hot. I like being different and enjoy my independence. I am easy to talk to but tend to be aloof. I am a dish of smart ass with a dash of sarcasm. I enjoy conversation with non-idiots. But if you are funny: or incredibly hot: I will make an exception. My favorite color is green but I favor black. I drink sweet iced tea and love grits. Big fan of Windex. I'm a cancer survivor, but not one of those "Now I know what's important in life" types. Honestly it hardened me a bit. Not much of a writer but a great communicator. I speak my mind but am not particularly outspoken. I am currently voting Democratic but like to keep my options open should another knucklehead get "Elected". Naturally as I sit here typing this I can't remember anything else about myself, lol. I am laid back and enjoy life, except if I think you are an idiot, in which case I will take immense pleasure in mocking you with sarcastic comments and belittling remarks.

My Interests

Spending time with my kids who are the funniest people I have ever met, making fun of complete strangers with my sister Summer while enjoying a pleasant buzz from my lemon drop martini, naughty behavior in general.
ME & SUMMER, I'M THE GOOD LOOKING ONETHAT ABOUT SUMS IT UPI LOVE CHURCH

I'd like to meet:

Seeking cool, intelligent people with a great sense of humor. Intoxicate me with your mind. Make me laugh. Relax me with your smile...

Music:

Hip Hop / R&B / Rap - when I'm feeling obnoxious, which is often

Movies:

Just watched 300, loved it. I like comedies and action flicks. Secretly watch Disney/Pixar movies when I think no one is paying attention, lol.

Television:

My all time favorites are Seinfeld, Will & Grace, Sopranos and Lost. Oh, and I could watch this all day long.....THIS MAKES ME HOT

Books:

Click Clack Moo Cows That Type, Welding Skills and The Moss Rose, circa. 1812

Heroes:

PEACE CORPS WORKERS AND RELIEF AID VOLUNTEERS - When my kids are off to college, I'm heading to Africa to dig wells and feed babies. I might not ever come back. HAPPY BEACH BUMS - Simplicity and happiness, that's what it's all about.

My Blog

I Knew It!

Your results:You are Wonder Woman ..> ..> ..> Wonder Woman 100% The Flash 80% Superman 70% Supergirl 70% Green Lantern 60% Robin 55% Catwoman 45% Spider-Man 40%...
Posted by Natalie on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 11:47:00 PST

Man Time

In "Man Time" as I like to call it, any statement as to how long a task shall take to repair / work on should be multiplied by at least 3. For example: Woman says, "Can you fix this?" Man says, "Of co...
Posted by Natalie on Sat, 11 Aug 2007 08:13:00 PST

God Dammit Hillary Clinton

Fuckin' A my dog has discovered that there is, in fact, other life forms and cool shit to investigate outside of our property line.  It's totally pissing me off.  The thing is she plays it o...
Posted by Natalie on Thu, 31 May 2007 06:24:00 PST

I drank coffee this morning....

   Anyone who knows me knows that I can't drink coffee because I am sensitive to the caffine.  I'm already a fast talker so imagine when you add caffine to the mix. Can't keep a th...
Posted by Natalie on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 02:09:00 PST

Life of a 5 year old

My son came home from school yesterday and proceeded to tell me that there was a kid in his class that kept acting up and talking back to the teacher. According to him, this kid acts like this all the...
Posted by Natalie on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 12:21:00 PST

I don't get blogging

What's with blogs? I don't get the fascination. And what's with the name blog?  Who made that up? Of all the words you could make up why blog? It sounds dreadful like some foreign obscure incurab...
Posted by Natalie on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 09:21:00 PST