EVIL BEAN

You ever kick a puppy and think "Did I do that hard enough?!" Last time I was at your house I peed in your plants and blew my nose on a towel in the bathroom. When I go to the store I always take a penny and never leave one. If your sick it's probably because of what I did to your food last week. I give the wrong directions to tourists usually to some sodomy fetish club. I spel thing rong to piss off the people who are payn too mucha attention! Well that's me! I'm going to take over the world soon so you better get ready! Oh wait, is this the about me section? Disregard all that, my mistake.