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EmilyLikeWoah

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About Me

Tits, Martini's, way too much make-up & some fly bitches.

My Interests

taking candy from babies. stalking celebrities and minor royalty. silently (ok sometimes not so silently) judging everyone i see. finding rich boyfriends. gay men. making out in photobooths, playgrounds and lately against closed convenience stores. visiting museums. art. willem de kooning, kokoschka, munch, titian, tintoretto, giorgione, el greco, toulouse-lautrec, mucha. baking...martha stewart style baby. running. vanilla soy lattes. handbags. christian louboutin shoes. overuse of sunglasses. drunken playing in the snow. porn. wine. harvey nichols. fat baby & zombie hut. weddings.

I'd like to meet:

Christian Bale, David Beckham, Swan Brooner, M Shadows, Tim Gunn. MAKE IT WORK!!!

Music:

NIN, Pete Yorn, Death from Above 1979, G'n'R, radiohead, 70's stones, Vintage Britney Spears, TOOL, Nirvana, the pixies, NOFX, pennywise, KOL, Cat Power, Ryan Adams, Iron Maiden, Bloc Party, Depeche Mode, QotSA, jeff buckley, avenged sevenfold, aimee mann, goldfrapp, cave in, peaches, AFI, massive attack, rise against, fugazi

Movies:

Terminator 2, American Psycho, Dirty Dancing (i have memorized the dialogue), Election, Octopussy, Spinal Tap, Living in Oblivion, Burnt by the Sun, Gone with the Wind, Session 9, To Catch a Theif, Backstage Sluts 2, Serial Mom, Crossroads (shut up i liked it), The Baxter (only because I made out with Michael Showalter when I was like 20 on Ludlow Street), Mean Girls "I don't hate you because you're fat, you're fat because I hate you."

Television:

Footballers WivesAb Fab

Books:

The Master and Margarita, Vile Bodies & Brideshead Revisted, Social Crimes & One Dangerous Lady, Madame Bovary, Collapse, Operating Instructions, Faust, The Brothers Karamazov, Rhinoceros, The Pope's Ceiling, The Birth of Venus, Art Books, Eloise, the biography of Willem de Kooning, Vanity Fair (the book not the magazine), Beyond Good and Evil, culinary mysteries, trashy tabloids (such as STAR and Heat)

Heroes:

Victoria Beckham & Agatha Runcible.