Tribute to the BeauMac Nation (BMN)

"Tribute"
[Spoken]
This is the greatest and best MySpace Page in the world... Tribute.
Long time ago me and my brother Nesty here,
we was hitchhikin' down a long and lonesome road.
All of a sudden, there shined a shiny demon... in the
middle... of the road.
And he said:
[Sung]
"Show me the best MySpace Page in the world, or I'll eat
your soul." (soul)
[Spoken]
Well me and Nesty, we looked at each other,
and we each said... "Okay."
[Sung]
And we showed the first thing that came to our heads,
Just so happened to be,
The Best MySpace Page in the World, it was The Best MySpace
Page in the World.
Look into my eyes and it's easy to see
One and one make two, two and one make three,
It was destiny.
Once every hundred-thousand years or so,
When the sun doth shine and the moon doth glow
And the grass doth grow...
Needless to say, the beast was stunned.
Whip-crack went his Whoopy tail,
And the beast was done.
He asked us: "(snort) Be you angels?"
And we said, "Nay. We are but BMN'ers."
Rock!
Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh-ah-ah,
Ohhh, whoah, ah-whoah-oh!
This is not The Greatest MySpace Page in the World, no.
This is just a tribute.
Couldn't remember The Greatest MySpace Page in the World,
no, no.
This is a tribute, oh, to The Greatest MySpace Page in the
World,
All right! It was The Greatest MySpace Page in the World,
All right! It was the best muthafuckin' MySpace Page the
greatest MySpace Page in the world.
[2-part skat]
[Spoken]
And the peculiar thing is this my friends:
the MySpace Page we showed on that fateful night it didn't
actually look
anything like this Page.
[Sung]
This is just a tribute! You gotta believe it!
And I wish you were there! Just a matter of opinion.
Ah, fuck! Good God, God lovin',
So surprised to find you can't stop it.
[Skat]
All right! All right!
Beau: How do you fair catch?
Phil: The button Y.
Beau: Because I want to fair catch the ball.
Phil: The BUTTON Y!
Beau-by! Beau-by! Beau-by!
BeauMac as the Cabana Boy at Brandii's Calander Shoot
BeauMac has the Fever
BeauMac-Lookout Koboyashi
BeauMac loves to be On Deck
Look, its Luke Perry
Have you ever met someone who just had IT? I'm not talking about STD's or a keen fashion sense(Stolen Baseball Shirts from all his "friends"), although this man has both. I'm talking the total package. Linebacker body, dreamy bedroom eyes, rugged good looks (ala Kurt Russell and Brad Pitt), Hobbit stature, musky scent, uncanny witt, stories of past athletic glory, aspirations to set the underwater masturbation record, the ability to use the word "bro" in any grammatical form, and just so happens to be the long serving Mayor of Lynn University. You may call this man Superman, we just call him Beau Mac.