I like to do whatever makes me feel like a fucking rockstar. I don't indulge in the same substances I once enjoyed so I have to get creative. I like concerts and road trips and anything that I will be able to tell my kids about.(Maybe not my kids)Tattoos are also fun!
I would like to meet a purdy lady who I can drop all two and a half inches of my manhood in. I am talking about the width of my heart of course. If you think that is true, grow up. If you thought about a credit card when I said two and a half inches your probably way to good looking for me. Or, if you thought two and a half inches sounded like just enough to touch your tonsils then you need to shot me a message! Or Sam from Las Vegas.
Rocking is a must! I don't know what I would do without my car stereo. Tool, Sublime, Motley Crue, Skid Row, G'n'R, Dream Theater, Rage, PANTERA, Too Short, old school Death Row, Clapton, Grateful Dead, Dave Mathews, GWAR, and a lot of others.
Anything by Brett Branbo.(Naughty America) O.k. here it is #10 Dumb and Dumber, #9 Hook, #8 Finding Neverland, #7 Batman Begins, #6 Tombstone, #5 Shawshank Redemption, #4 The Big Lebowski, #3 Tenacious D and teh Pick of Destiny, #2 Bull Durham, #1 Pulp Fiction
Monday night at nine is my favorite thing since toothless hookers. If you think LOST is a good show I will fight you. Last but not least Conan O'Brien is the man.
Books are good. Mostly anything that involes critical thinking or questions the way mainstream america thinks. I am pretty mainstream but I dabble in crazy.
My hero is J. Stamos Santos Theodore Brogan. He is my hero because he is holding onto the last 191 hairs on his head. because he will one day take over the Leatherman knife business. because he would alphabatize your CD collection for a dollar. because he wears old guy swim trunks. because strippers make him giggle. because he wouldn't spend a dollar a glass of water in the desert but he will spend $4.53 on a venti white chocolate mocha twice a day. because he is the "tech" guy for the Beau Mac Nation. because he has the pshycological profile of a serial killer. because the nickname "ghostballs" is not because he is 46 and has gray scrotum hair. Last but not least because he definately SMOKES POLE!