Sacto Area PyratePunx

PLEASE no facist, racist, sexist, homophobic, xenophobic bullshit. we're all about bringing people together in a safe autonomous zone- not tearing others down based on socital isms and phobias.*******************THA 13 ARTICLES OF AGREEMENT*****************1) All dog's & wench's o' da crew shall be treated equally.2) 10% of booty from engagement shall go into da common chest, to help with demand o' supply's.3) Everyone shall have equal vote in affair of moment.4) Everyone shall have equal title to supplies, ration or stong liquors, unless a scarcity makes it for common good.5) Whoever shall be placed on sentry & upon thy post shall go to sleep, shall in da first place be lashed by the whole crue, if repeated, da offernder recives a "BLACK SPOT" (Black spot, all crew vote & write upon parchment da ruling vote with a blackspot on the other side).6) Anyone, including officers who shall get drunk whilst on duty to the point of losing one sence's, shall recive one strike o' da lash from each o' da crue.7) Each one o' thy crue shall keep thar piece, cutlass & pistol clean & ready for action.8) All ye who plot desertion or having deserted shall be captured & shall 'ave ye head split.9) Ye Capt'n shall have full command during engagement, those who disobey shall resive a blackspot.10) If one steals from another, his/her nose or ear are ta be spilt if they canna not remedy themself's they shall be marooned on a island.11) Ye spoil's shall be distributed in equal portion, if ye distingush yerself in battle da crue will vote upon ye reward, same with loss o' leg or eye & da sort.12) All musicans shall rest on da heathen Sabbath (hangover Monday) only, on all other day's by favour only.13) None shall strike another amongst da crue, any quarrels between several brothers/sisters shall be settled ashore with pistol & or sword, da da qurrelsom two shall be placed back ta back & of da word o' da quartermaster shall take 26 pace's, turn & fight, that who draw's first blood shall be da victor.Admendments:1) Loose lip's sink ship's. In other words our business is our business, when we want info out we will make a flier for a event w/bandz upon them & such.2) Colorz, Show yer pride & unity with yer crew. Black vest with da siver & black crew patch over yer black heart (left breast), on da back top PyratePunx, middle yer Pyrate name az in shipwreck haz a ship bein' wrecked, 'ammer 'ead haz a hammer head shark, lock jaw haz a skull with a lock on his jaw, kegstand has a skeleton o' him self with other skeleton's holdin' him up doin' a kegstand & so forth. On da bottom yer crew, Oakland, Frisco, Lake county, Nor-Bay, Seattle & so forth.3) Fliers, all fliers shall read on da top yer crew then PyratePunx presents:, as in Oakland PyratePunx Presents:, Sin-Valley PyratePunx Presentz:, Los Angles PyratePunx presents, & so forth. Where the date iz we put the date & year of no lord 2007 or wich ever yer it iz upon the flier, this helps out a whole lot keeping track o' show we do & da tyme line we do them it can be Aug. 23rd any year, put da dam year upon it 'eh.