About Me

It is surprisingly difficult to write about myself, especially considering the whole purpose of creating this little gem was to avoid homework typing for uni in the first place! I hate having to talk about myself because I assume that it bores everyone else as much as it bores me when random people tell me about themselves. Like in the first 10 mins of every tutorial when we have to all stand up and introduce ourselves to our classmates. Seriously, I could try but i have my doubts as to whether I could care any less about how some 40 yr old scrag is fighting her way thru law school with (hey, i lasted about 10 lines without mentioning im a law student..take note Al) 6 kids and no husband and bla bla SNORE. WE DONT CARE ABOUT UR LIFE LOVE! Yeah so anyway, getting to the point and stuff...heres my intro:*stands up*Hi all, my names Dean and i am currently in my third year doing a straight law degree at the dodgiest law school in Victoria (Arguably so since if u ask me Deakin and Latrobe are battling us for the title). I deferred a semester back in my first year, god only know why but i refuse to regret so fuck u all but i also cant be bothered calculating my remaining time at uni. Truth be told, im loving uni anyway, dodgyness and all cause the uni is small and the ppl are awesome (especially all the bitchiness, i do love the politics). Umm outside of uni I have a close nit group of awesome friends who im sure hate ppl as much as i do and keep me a-gigglin on the long train trips to uni. In fact, Nonzi and i are going to document our adventures in script form soon (hopefully before i complete my unit on Intellectual Property since im sure much of our script will be quotes from Scrubs and the like).So where was I...uni is awesome...friends are awesome...oh yeah, work part time at subway...not so awesome, in fact its a piece of crap shit cock cunt whore. Does this thing have a swearing censoring thing? That could be quite the downside, altho i doubt Davery would still have a page if that were the case. Oh yeah that reminds me, I apologise in advance for all the inside jokes that will make its way onto this thing but, as i said before, i have a close nit group of friends, which is basically just euphemism for i have no friends...Aw dude feelings and stuff!Get your layout at PimpMySpaceCodes.net

My Interests

Well i do love studying law and stuff cause its so koooooooo-l, but i also love being lazy so i have to balance it.

I'd like to meet:

Who would I like to meet? Is it wrong that I want to meet a prostitute, but not to, u know, execute any sort of contract for service, but just to hear all their funny stories? I mean everyone has funny sex related stories so, in theory, they would have tonnes...right? Its not creepy? ITS NOT CREEPY!I guess id also like to meet Niomi Robson and anyone else would made Today Tonight possible so i can PUNCH THE BITCH IN THE CUNT, ITS HATE PPL, PURE SEETHING BLACK AND RED HATE!I have a feeling i may be editing this later so as to not seem like a psychopath? Maybe?

Music:

I dunno dude, I have quite the wide range of musical likes. I like everything from the heterosexual Iron Maiden (RAWK!), ACDC, Pink Floyd, Roger Waters, to the metrosexual Killers, Eskimo Joe, Goo Goo Dolls, Fooies, to the outright homosexual Avenue Q (Love! The Internet Is For Porn, download it listen to it love it), Spring Awakening (Emo-ingly awesome) and Urinetown (u cant never talk to me again noni cause i said i loved it..LOVED IT)

Movies:

My favourite film of all time is one that should be played at the start of every day at lawschool, A Few Good Men"You want answers?" "I think im entitled" "You want answers?!" "I want the truth!!" "WELL YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!!! Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Whose gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinburg? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago, and you curse the marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon, and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a DAMN what you think you are entitled to."Man, thats a cross-examination that would tingle the loins of even Clarence Darrow. Additionally, you cant go past spiderman, i wouldnt be a nerd if i didnt get excited over the greatness that is Spiderman.

Television:

Oh god theres just so many! Scrubs, Family Guy, Futurama, Simpsons, not American Dad, Boston Legal (Another gem that should be screened that the start of every day) ummm theres so many and yet now that i have to list them i cant think of any more! Boston Public also has its moments. Everything on tv now days is a piece of cock shit crap frozen tampon TESTICCCCLES (took me ages to slip that in)

Books:

Anything by John Grisham is jizz in softcover

Heroes:

Monty Python LEGO

Posted Sep 07, 2001

Wanna see Monty Python in...plastic? Then check out this shot-by-shot recreation of The Holy Grail

Spider-Man: The Peril of Doc Ock

Posted Jul 07, 2004

The notorious Doc Ock invades LEGO Town, and Our Hero swings in to the rescue.

My Blog

Football, our countries fascination

I would just like to ask when it became masculine, or even acceptable, to form such an obsession over a bunch of fuck clump men who wax their chests participating in a sport which provides nothing but...
Posted by Dean on Sat, 29 Sep 2007 09:51:00 PST