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About Me

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Names D'Avery or D. its a french name but i aint french and no matter what you say i still think its cool. if you don't like it then JE DECHIRERAI VOTRE COEUR ET L'EMMAGASINE HORS DANS UNE BOITE!!!! (i will rip your heart out and store it in a box:D)...sorri
I enjoy long walks on the beach, intellectual chats and watching the sun set....seriously i do..what are u looking at?
I'm not like most other guys...im deep, sensual, great listening skills and loving...LOL alrite fine u got me. im also a vast pool of knowledge and i can teach u things like ren and petrol bombs don't mix that well and absinth is not a fun drink. i was promised hallucinations damnit and all annie got was puke on her floor (sorry abt that agen).
Always thought i was simple, but apparently im more complex then i thought i was. You see on the one hand i have a high esteem and probably a bit of an ego...and on the other i have this thing where im fairly convinced meeting a girl would be impossible in my natural state (which is a pretty damn decent state by the way allllrrritteee) and so i need to be rich and buy awesome cars in order to catch a hottie "hey nice porsche.....OHHHHH GOTCHAA BITCHH!" ...actually i may have wrote all that mainly so i could say OHHHH GOTCHA BITCH...which also shows that i enjoy a laugh and have many...well a few close friends that make me 'lol' all the time. lawwwwwwlll

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My Interests

I've come to realise most things that are bad for my health interests me. Aircraft, riding motorcycles, Guns etc. also snowboarding and guitar and stuff like that and whatnot.

Collecting rare items is also an interest though i don't actively pursue it. i have a giant coin collection that took me abt 5 or 6 years to put together. i'd probably buy a weed plant if i could purely cause its rare. wouldn't even smoke it that often or anything. Also in redheads...cause u know...rare.

I'd like to meet:

girls...it still boggles my mind as to how in the hell girls are nowhere to be found when they make up 55 % of society AND we're in australia so a majority of them are hot. hows that work?! HOW. and if u msg me saying "alwlawwoaowoaowa they are around ur just not looking awoawoowaooaw" dont...cause ill stab u in the side of the fucken head...

id also like to meet Walt Disney...wut the fuck was he thinking when he made that shit. u ever watch disney cartoons now that ur an adult? that shit is ALL fucked up. i was sitting with my little 9 yr old cousin watching an episode with Peppy Le Pew in it (the horny french skunk)...and all i can think is...wut kind of fucken rapist is this guy? my little cousins just sittin there laughing his ass off "hehehehe yeh sometimes u just gotta take the pussy like peppy while shes all NOOO NOOO hehehe"

Also the makers of sesame st...how to they think its acceptable to make a show that teaches kids to judge ppl...theres a character on there called oscar the grouch and they all treat this guy like shit. "Oscar ur a GROUCH..." and the little kids all chime in "yehhh oscar ur a grouch" BITCH HE LIVES IN A FUCKEN TRASH CAN, hes like the poorest motherfucker on Sesame St of COURSE hes gonna be a grouch!

Music:

whatever sounds good. i listen to everything from opera and classical to heavy metal and trance so. Especially Iron Maiden, Elvis, Jimi Hendrix and recently the grease soundtrack. oh how embarassing.Also hear the Canon ROCKKKKKK...RAWWWWKKK

Movies:

Terminator 2 and 3, IRobot (who wouldn't go Will Smith...WHO!?) Star Wars all of em but especially the last one...love that scene where Sith Anakin slaughters the little kids...sounds so kool when the little bastard comes out of behind the chair and goes "Master Skywalker, there are too many of them..what are we going to do..." "PSSSSSHVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV" (turn ur surround subbies up...sounds SO mad)

Television:

Only really watch DVD's. else i might have to see Burt Newton and equally shitty Australian TV casts.

Books:

Books are too cool for me. Cept for stuff like Harry Potter and the Davinci Code (the token "OoOOooOO religion stuff" book) and...nah i think thats it.

Heroes:

PotatoesMC :D

My Blog

Good places to go in europe?

Recommend me some good places to visit in europe. also plan my trip for me. we still dont know what we're doing .CAAMANN DOOO EEETT
Posted by D'Avery on Wed, 28 May 2008 12:22:00 PST

Stuff i must do

its 12.38 am. im bored and i have to get thru this cup of boiling hot peppermint tea cause apparently its good for the skin or something like that. heres some stuff i gotta do in the next 15 years. 1...
Posted by D'Avery on Tue, 06 May 2008 07:47:00 PST

Giving the people what they want. but the people don’t know what they want.

apparently people like boring people. i know this because we are interesting but people are freaked out by us. like once when i was telling someone that women are commodities to be sold, and that dati...
Posted by D'Avery on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 01:38:00 PST

Things to Achieve in UK/Europe

* All objectives are to be video documented where possible Leprechaun dance in the hills of Ireland (full 4 5 minutes) Role play a Harry Potter scene in the Hogwarts castle in France J.K Rowl...
Posted by D'Avery on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 05:29:00 PST

Interesting Random Facts Abt D

AHHHHHH PANZERSCHREKKKKKK FHHIZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ BOOOOOMMMMMMMMM....hi kids, that sure was a 'blast' of an intro wasn't it...hahahhaha u get that kids...a 'blast' of an intro...cause i yelled ...
Posted by D'Avery on Sun, 22 Jul 2007 09:30:00 PST

Wtf? Figuring out girls

k, so recently i've been thinking...how the hell does the general consensus of guyz figure out girls in order for them to have been able to get into a (or more likely a few) relationships wi...
Posted by D'Avery on Mon, 07 May 2007 11:32:00 PST

im so bored ill blog/Multi-Lingual Abuse for Dummies

Do u realise that it is in fact very hard to come up with a title for a blog when u don't really have anything interesting to write about? Now ill start by listing all the things im doing at once i.e....
Posted by D'Avery on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 02:15:00 PST

New Years Resolutions.

Belated New Years Resolutions 1) Weigh 85 kg by the end of the year (in muscle not chubb-chubb) 2) Make the most of my last two days of holidays3) $12000 CFD cashmoney profit by the end of the ye...
Posted by D'Avery on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 05:51:00 PST

How NOT to pick up - from the master of not actually ever picking up

Ok, so heres the deal. One of my ingenious life goals and get-rich-quick schemes is to write a book abt how to pick up girls for ugly people. its simple and bloody brilliant and anyone can do it ...
Posted by D'Avery on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 02:46:00 PST

The importance of woman -mum's eye-view

Im aggravated im a tiger baby grrrrrrrrrrr...sorry...first off, wut the shit is a podcast? 2ndly, and im getting quite close to the end now, i would like to pose the question "Why oh why does eve...
Posted by D'Avery on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 04:27:00 PST