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Tswoes

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

( My nipples are rock hard while writing this presently i live in Vegas until May 2008. I can't say enough about this town and how it's been one of the best experiances of my life. 4 hrs from Hollywood and 4 hrs from Tempe with great people in both places. I have a kick ass girlfriend who keeps me wondering why she even likes my long lanky ass with all the weird shit i've pulled over our relationship. Like wisking her away to a wonderful strip club experiance in Hammond, Indiana for one. On my multiple days off I like to mill around town on my very sleak and sexy Hayabusa ,

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My Interests

Drinking, Music, Movies, Drinking, hangin with friends,roadtrips,tattoos,bars,clubs,motorcycles, thrill seeking,spoon bending, sock bleaching, magic, dancing like Patrick Swayze in Dirty Dancing, beating people up like Yanni, Making cheese whiz statues of lenins head.GIRL IN THE BOY'S ROOM YEAH YEAHNOW THAT'S A FUCKIN BOTTLEGolf Ball Martini Chiller drunkdrunkdrunkdrunk and drunk yes MOHAWKS R FUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALWAYS TAKE TIME TO TUG ON THE SHORT & CURLEYS THE NEW PICKUP LINE - "WHAT YOU DON'T WANT TO FUCK ME"

I'd like to meet:

Those training in the eastern art of Tantric massage , as well as potential Cage/ Jello wrestler. Avid spoon benders are also a possibility as well as anyone who shares my interests

Music:

Tech N9ne, Sage Francis, Icp , Twiztid, Guns N' Roses, Gwen Stefani (HOttie), Gravity Kills , Everlast, AMG, Aerosmith, AC/DC, Atmosphere, The Black Crowes, Blaze, Blues Traveler, Cypress Hill, Def Leppard, Disturbed, Head Automatica, Old school Dre ( Chronic of course), Godsmack, The Hangdogs, Incubus, Kottonmouth Kings, Korn, Kutt Calhoun, Lynard Skynyrd, Metallica, Monoxide Child, Neil Diamond, Nine Inch Nails, Offspring, No Doubt, Outkast, Pantera, Project Deadman, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Sevendust, Slipknot, Snoop Dogg, Sublime, Static-X,AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST I SHOULD BE HAPPY BUT I LOOK SO ANGRY

Movies:

SIN CITY is the shizit, I like tons of movies but that has moved to ..1 WHO SAYS YOU DON'T GET ANYTHING OUT OF A STRIP CLUB ?

Television:

I usually just buy the box sets so I don't have to deal with commercials and such. whoop whoop!!!!!!!!!!!!

Books:

Newspaper, magazines, and part of Angels & Demons. Damn Car Bombs

My Blog

Roy Crimmins Day aka Punch Somebody In The Face Day

  For those of you who don't know who Roy Crimmins is let me share a short story on why there is a day named after him.  Once upon a time lived a man named Roy Crimmins who came to a local ...
Posted by Tswoes on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST