this is why everything hurts. |
i pieced together the night. between my own hazed reccollection and my freinds' testimony, here's what happened. i got drunk. really really screaming drunk. the kind of drunk i haven't been in a while...
Posted by greg on Fri, 27 Jan 2006 03:46:00 PST |
january 6, or 7. it was perfect. |
i woke up with a screaming hangover. we went out to some kareoke bar last night called ritas. hung out with abe and crissy and robin hug. (she's a hottie that robin hug). the bartender spilled a beer ...
Posted by greg on Sun, 08 Jan 2006 08:09:00 PST |
this was my cool ass nephew christmas morning. i sent this to jenn. |
that little nephew of mine is awesome. we all sat around waiting for him to get up to open all the presents this morning. i remember when i was a kid, i was wide awake by 5:30, and my dad would make m...
Posted by greg on Mon, 26 Dec 2005 05:46:00 PST |
Introducing my top 8 |
Okay, i wish i could have a top 20. or really a top 76, cuz I don't have any freinds on here I don't want. But here ya go if you're curious about who these people are.
NEAL. he's num...
Posted by greg on Fri, 02 Dec 2005 05:34:00 PST |
Okay, so here's one of those crappy surverys... |
Body: Survey time!! 1. ARE YOU OVER 18?too far past.2. WHAT IS THE WALLPAPER ON YOUR CELLPHONE?it's a picture of me looking at my cellphone! i'm self absorbed cuz i'm so great!!!!3. DID YOU GET E...
Posted by greg on Tue, 18 Oct 2005 05:48:00 PST |
this was written to my late uncle jack |
Reverend Arthur White
Little Church Around the Corner
1 East 29th Street
New York City, N.Y.
January 15, 1960
Dear Mr. Coughlin:
Perhaps you haev heard of me and my nationwide cam...
Posted by greg on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
ebonics |
EBONICS
ENGLISH
Big Daddy's Rap
The Lord's Prayer
Yo, Bid Daddy upstairs,
Our Father, who art in heaven
You be chillin
Hallowed be thy name
So be yo hood
Thy Kingdom come
You be say...
Posted by greg on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
25 signs you've grown up |
from prudence. what a gal.
> 25 SIGNS YOU HAVE GROWN UP
>
>1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
>2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
>3. You keep mor...
Posted by greg on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
read this shit now mutha fucka |
How To Clean Your Toilet1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl. 2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. 3. In one...
Posted by greg on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
ohh me. oooh me. want to feeeel my heart throb? take a look at my soul... |
i walked out of the house this morning, with the sun on my face.
it was warm. as warm as her touch.
i couldn't remember the last time i felt her.
it's been so long now, not even a lett...
Posted by greg on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
