Parts Unknown

Written and Created By Beau Smith Art and Co-Created By Brad Gorby Published By Afterburn ComicsMy name is Maria Lucci. I work for the United States Governement. I'm a special agent for the Alien Defense Squad. I try and keep you safe from an alien invasion. When you think of aliens, I hope and pray you don't have those warm and fuzzy visions of E.T., Close Encounters Of The Third Kind, or Jodie Foster's snooze-fest Contact. That's not what aliens are supposed to be about. Those come from the politically correct world that all tree-squeezers have tried to make us live in. No kill-minded alien worth his weight in crushed human skulls would ever wanna invade a world like that.What they want is a world worthy of taking over. One that will let them hand out as much punishment as possible. One where they can try and kill off the men, capture the women, and throw the rest into slavery.Is that too much to ask for?Parts Unknown is the story of two recovering alcoholic super-cops--Pendelton Spurr and me, Maria Lucci, trying to stave off an alien invasion of the most lurid proportions.Parts Unknown: The InvasionEarth has been invaded by vile, sex-crazed aliens known as Scalons.The Scalons want to kill off the strong willed men of Earth. They want to have intergalactic sex with our women and produce a horrible hybrid race to enslave the rest of mankind.Trouble is here... they've got scaly skin, and very big guns that can turn us all into paint splatter.To make matters worse the Scalons are working under the guise of a Bill Gates type of corporation, making their stab at world domination just a little bit easier.Find out if Spurr and I can tie a knot in the ass of this alien invasion, or if we fall off the wagon and under the wheel."Hissssss... your fleshy body is so bulbous... and firm!" --Scalon thug of your choice.