About Me
Im the mofuckin man. As a junior at the Lawrenceville school, i made house Basketball All-Stars. hence my sweet nickname "Birdman." i can fucking fly. i dunk backwards on a 9 foot hoop outside my dorm. now as a senior, the birdman legacy lives on. i am also a star on the tennis court every spring. young pretty girls are my toys. i hit those sophmores like like mike sisti beats his slave wife. (sorry slave wife but it's true)... schmader didn't write this... peace
