-What's there to know? Sometimes, I find myself conscious of my own breathing, and then breathing becomes the hardest thing to do. Has that ever happened to you? Perhaps we shouldn't think about the easy things. Perhaps we should devote all our brain to calculus.
-There are harder things than math, like love, but only if you think about it. One day, I hope to be a man of action.
-Where is this honesty coming from? And when will it stop spilling from my fingers? I'm a liar, you see, and I deserve that reputation.
-I like looking up lyrics to songs I like. I become obsessed with TV shows and in the peaks of my obsessions, they are all I talk about. Right now, I am more disenchanted than enthralled. Even LOST is pretty bleak these days.
-I advocate wanting oneself so profusely that masturbation can be incredibly fulfilling. Some people would attribute that to my huge ego. Others know me to be as humble as I am humbling. Also, I do comedy improv.
-I wish I could transcend labels, but I am simple enough to fulfill the requirement of every label into which I am placed, or less passively, into which I have placed myself.
-I like it when things are my fault, because then I can do something about it. I hate feeling powerless. Unless, of course, I'm tied up in a bed. Then it's all about the powerlessness, right?
-More often than not, I am procrastinating doing homework. Look at what I'm doing right now!!! Writing the world's most pretentious 'About Me' section.
-Quotes from songs have been known to reduce me to tears and the person expectorating them.
-I use big words in the hopes that you will invite me to one of your parties.
-Yes, I have a facebook. 'Anthony Bryan Lexington Smith'.
-But I wish more than anything that I could by writing my own mini-biography read yours. All the things you want people to read about you, and none of the things you don't. We won't speak about those. We'll grab each other by the arms. We'll fall in love and never climb out of it. We'll chop off our thumbs, just in case.
