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brandiy lynn

hitting pavement

About Me


Contact Box Generated from YourPimpSpace I ain't simple, and I don't get paid. i curse like a sailor and spit too much; that's my answer to acting like a lady... my favorite way to make money is wrestling dirty old men, but i mostly fix shit. like houses. i'm a thinker, math geek, pervert, and pyromaniac. not so much a writer, certainly not delicate, and i'm not one to change based on what you think of me. eh. that's enough.

My Interests

Trees, dance moves, scars, dirt tanlines, bruises, toughguys, perfection, physics, gardening, shovelling, playing dress-up, being tied up, fun tricks with rope, expensive leather things, safer sex, face slapping, face-spitting, eye make-up, being queer, wrestling my mom, wrestling on school lawns, wrestling in my p/manties for money, wrestling in my p/manties for love, throwing tantrums, playing with power, playing with fire (same thing).

I'd like to meet:

Intentional livers. People to whom drinking is not a way of life. Ira Glass. Your mother... width="425" height="350" ..

Music:

oh, you know, just about everything... a few: The Postal Service, The Gossip, They Might Be Giants, Patty Griffin, Pink Martini, Asylum Street Spankers, Beastie Boys, Jethro Tull, Ladytron, Prince, Queen, Peaches, Tracy and the Plastics, Led Zeppelin, Junior Senior, The Magnetic Fields, Ella Fitzgerald, Rufus Wainwright, The Cure, Cake, Le Tigre, Bitch, X/The Knitters, Etta James, Ferron, Cris Williamson (yeah, i'm a lez, so what?), Nomi Lamm, Paris Combo... I can't keep going. you get it.

Movies:

Harold and Maude, Drop Dead Fred, Donnie Darko, Spirited Away, Lemony Snicket's... Dark Days, Jesus Camp, The Big Lebowski, What dreams May Come, Hackers, Secondhand Lions. good porn. bad dreams.

Television:

I don't have a television and don't plan to any time soon. 6 feet under is the best ever. Will travel for the L word. But I refuse to watch tv with commercials.

Books:

Dumbing us Down, The Dark Tower series, Godspeed, A People's History of the United States, Life After God, Without a Net, anything from Ivan E. Coyote, David Sedaris, or Dorothy Allison, Edwidge Danticat, Audre Lorde, Tom Spanbauer... I have a sizeable collection of christian tracts. Want me to read one to you?

Heroes:

All my heroes are little people. But there are LOTS of them. My mom is still my favorite.

My Blog

passed.

sometimes the past tugs on your skirt and reminds you that sometimes you're a psychopath.don't you love that?
Posted by brandiy lynn on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 01:52:00 PST

this is a cd craftwish...

...for the near future:a collection of mix cds called Home. vols. 1-4vol 1. Carlton, MI: 2-7cat stevens, led zeppelin, cris williamson, ferron, creedence, meg christian, holly near, patsy cline, boy g...
Posted by brandiy lynn on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 05:39:00 PST

on the subject of change.

You may or may not have noticed... I'm in Brooklyn. As in, not living in my car. And yes, on purpose... my car did not break down... I was not kidnapped... there was no serious illness involved in lan...
Posted by brandiy lynn on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 08:50:00 PST

sometimes...

... it's okay to work for 8.50 an hour, right? ... i think, seriously, about sexwork as a possibility. ... i wish i was a trust fund kid. no. not really.... wrestling seems like a damned good idea.......
Posted by brandiy lynn on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 03:58:00 PST

plans

plans change so often for me. it's like i can hardly trust myself... gotta figure out what this year means.
Posted by brandiy lynn on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 05:57:00 PST

the verdict is in

no brown for charlz... tha's okay. i think i'll try again for my graduate program. after i do undergrad at PSU. yes, as in portland.
Posted by brandiy lynn on Thu, 25 May 2006 11:01:00 PST

warning... this is all about feces

this is what my love posted in her livejournal yesterday. if you have a weak stomach, or are not in a place where you can laugh really hard, i suggest you just don't read it. at the bottom are the com...
Posted by brandiy lynn on Fri, 19 May 2006 07:52:00 PST

my new life

8am to 5pm landscraping.  6pm to 8pm sleep (if i'm lucky). eat. run. 9pm to 1am barbacking (no, not barebacking... ). 2am to 6am sleep. eat. run. 8am to 5pm landscraping. 6pm to 8pm sleep. eat. ...
Posted by brandiy lynn on Fri, 19 May 2006 09:48:00 PST

the occasional myspace blog update

so, i post a lot on livejournal. often. i feel like an addict when i blog in two places. but here is how my life is going. an overview, if you will... provincetown is good. i have a job and a half. so...
Posted by brandiy lynn on Thu, 11 May 2006 09:06:00 PST

from the minds of children

my mom was going through some things last weekend while i was in new york, and she came across this. it's written on a piece of notebook paper. at the top it says "written on paper by brandi l. welch,...
Posted by brandiy lynn on Wed, 03 May 2006 08:22:00 PST