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Jon Jon

Ride the snake...

About Me

Eggamoobymuffins
I will Spank you!

How to get Irish
What you NEED:
Desire
Motivation
Alcohol

Method:
Go see Barkeep
Ask for 3 beers and 3 shots
Share and Enjoy
Repeat!
Beannachtam na Feile Padraig!

I like Robots
The sky is the sky, wherever you go. The ground is the ground. And there are people, usually trying to ruin your chances of a good nap.

I like to play records, mostly house-y stuff, and watch people dance as I do so. It brings me great joy

My Interests

Strange things, Records, DJing, Robots, Tequila, Magic Lamps, Loud Brains-smashing Bass, Treble that will cut your nose off, Growing Things, The color Green, Burning these things, "Seeing" stuff that people don't normally "see"... ya know like, faces come out in the rain when you're strange.... the sight of my own blood... how macabre, but it looks neat if it doesn't hurt, holding hands, Happy pills, happy trees, happy beating, throwing bottles, throwing knives, stabbing inanimate objects, Hitting your ass with a stick, Tending bruises and cuts, hydrogen peroxide, neosporin, mushrooms, Mooninites, Carl, Marduk son of Ea slayer of Tiamat, Stimutax, The thought of punching some guys' stupid face, This headache that i have right now, Kissing your , goat ass, carrot cake, Zebra stripe, turkey nipple, left handed smoke shifters, special attention, due process, drinking, drinking to excess, excessive consumption, happyhappyjoyjoy, sex in new places, backrubs, foot massages, my hand on your throat and chest, licking that part of your neck by your ear, WOOSH!, i can't tell you how good that feels, kiss me again, falling into the realization that things could be better, realizing that things are by far good enough, jumping to and from high places, jumping to conclusions and smashing them with a baseball bat, lying to myself, discovering the truth, hiding the banana, finding solace in your eyes, losing control, hovering in midair, Climax, release, exhaustion, Exhillaration, Spending profusely, making a mess, cleaning up, the back seat of my car (and the front for that matter) and i'm also interested in finding out if you know what the hell i'm talking about

I'd like to meet:

Robots, My Maker, Fatboy Slim, Tom an Ed, That guy on that one commercial with the lizard, Anyone who makes my friends cry, Smurfette, Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem, a couple of those marching hammers from THE WALL

**I'd like to meet you for dinner and a movie, or something... someday soon**
...seriously

Music:

Response...Music that triggers some kind of response

Movies:

I like movies with robots

Television:

Good for throwing off buildings

Books:

Good ones... with robots...

Heroes:

Pippin the Cat, You, The Guy who made my socks.. Rob the Bartender People who beat up creatures made of evil little demon-animals with spikes(cos those things are goddamn scary) Byron and Tantrum and APB and anyone else who Holds it down like that

My Blog

Deprived

I wanna go out and play....
Posted by Jon Jon on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 09:21:00 PST

Shameless Flattery

Kisses,Flowers,Love Letters,Dreams,Poems,Paintings,Songs,Holding Hands...
Posted by Jon Jon on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 10:39:00 PST

"A friend in need's a friend indeed,

My Japanese is better;And when she's pressed she will undress,And then she's boxing clever."Come, realease meFree me into the worldFeel my heat sweep across youFeel my rain fall down upon youFeel my e...
Posted by Jon Jon on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 10:13:00 PST

oh, me... oooohhh

I look so good on MySpace! I got 75 pictures of me lookin good, cuz all my friends are ugly. I got pictures of me in the mirror. I got pictures of me from above! I got pictures of me lookin good in ot...
Posted by Jon Jon on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 06:54:00 PST

The chill

       The ice formed slowly on the window.  The relative heat from inside kept the growth rate to a minimum.  But the humidifier provided ample moisture to con...
Posted by Jon Jon on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 08:29:00 PST

Tragically Hip

    He woke that morning, to find tragedy had befallen him.  Some chump had tossed a brick, a largish rock, rather, right through his car's passenger side window.  At first gl...
Posted by Jon Jon on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 11:15:00 PST

talk dirty

Baby, I wanna lay my needle in your groove and ride it all night long. I'll be the drum in your bass, thumping, pumping my hard rhythms straight into your soul. I'll tweak your knobs, make you squeak....
Posted by Jon Jon on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 03:58:00 PST

Mysterious and Reassuring

It's in the eyes...
Posted by Jon Jon on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 06:22:00 PST

i can't put it into words

Harmonious like none other, -she is stalking through the grass a skill passed down from mother to free her child, in the past But this was learnt of her own accord The process long since unders...
Posted by Jon Jon on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST