DJ. CHRISTOFFâ„¢ [AP/VIP]

About Me

((Constantly rewriting this.))
Who really knows about me?
I don't always know "about me".
And YOU certainly don't.
I'm working on it though.
I appreciate the help I recieve.
Stand in my way, I'll ask you to move.
Piss me off, I'll throw you down.
If you wanna know the real me, you better be in for a long haul.
I don't let many people in.
They might get excited that they "hung out" with
DJ. CHRISTOFF,
But they won't know the real me.
No one will.
Not for a long time.
UNICORNS hold a special place in my heart.
You will never know why.
It's way deeper than, "I'm scene so I have to choose a random fairy tale creature to obsess over and make myself look cute,"
Dumbass scene kids.
I EAT SCENE KIDS FOR BREAKFAST!
I bet you didn't know that I love to skate.
Snowboard.
Surf.
Anything with a board.
FAGGS DO IT BETTER.
I switch from my natural platinum blonde to black hair spurratically.
I can be fun and laid back, easy going and cute.
I can be dark and brooding, insensitive and unrelenting.
My [FRIENDS ONLY] account is more real.
Not on it?
Sorry.
Typical myspace about me.
I've failed again.
I have a boy on my mind.
I don't think he exists.
/3

My Interests

GLAMAZONS

AESTHETIC PERFECTION

VANITY IS PERFECTION

FAMOUS DOLLS

I'd like to meet:

Someone who makes me feel serene.

Someone who deserves my trust.

Heroes:

Myself of course!
I am always there for myself, even when no one else is.

Vivica, my life partner!
She flatironed my nipple once, and retired off the fans mailing her money.
Geoffrey, my best friend!
He's responsible for me being such a plastic popsicle...a yummy popsicle none the less.
Shayla, my goddess!
She grants me wishes when I pray to her via paypal.com. Greedy bitch.

Melissa, my mommie!
She teaches me how to shake it like I was shakin' it fo' some paper!

Kyle, my rock!
He's a cute silly bitch. But if he doesn't like you, he'll fire you from life.

Dani, the girl of my dreams!
She makes my peepee go all backwards and upside down and yeah...stuff.

My Blog

DJ. CHRISTOFF FAN STUFF!!!!!

TIM is the best in the whole world.CLICK THE PICTURE TO ADD HIM!and..!!!!i made him a sign back!TREVOR IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD! (even if he spells different then everyone else! hehehe ^_^) ...
Posted by DJ. CHRISTOFF" [AP/VIP] on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 01:39:00 PST

DJ. CHRISTOFF'S FAVORITE MUSIC VIDEOS

These are some of my favorite music videos.They are all from a wide variety of genres and I will probably add to it quite a bit.If you feel I should put up a video, let me know! I like all kinds of mu...
Posted by DJ. CHRISTOFF" [AP/VIP] on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 01:10:00 PST

Dj. CHRISTOFF videos!!!!! hahahaha!

These are some videos of my BEAUTY BRIGADE and I doing what we do best. Having a blast without you.Don't message me about the sound quality. I know the timing is off with the sound and video shit. ...
Posted by DJ. CHRISTOFF" [AP/VIP] on Mon, 29 May 2006 04:11:00 PST

DJ. CHRISTOFF Q: & A:

This one is obvious. Ask, I'll answer. xoxo - Dj.
Posted by DJ. CHRISTOFF" [AP/VIP] on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 01:11:00 PST

DJ. CHRISTOFF Photo Album

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Posted by DJ. CHRISTOFF" [AP/VIP] on Sun, 12 Mar 2006 03:44:00 PST