Steady Schitzo... Steady Furies.. Steady Weapons.. Steady Mobbin. Steady Social Skills. Steady disapointing and disturbing the ladies. Steady Axe Grinder. Steady GoreGasms Steady Gamin. .. .. Steady Pervin. Steady Wheels of Fire. Steady Retarded. Steady Grave Rapin. Steady C.H.U.D. Steady Klownin Steady Shreddin. (Death Metal till Im Dead.) Steady Givin Heart Attacks. Steady Head Scannin. Steady Drippin. Steady Skullin. Solid Doggy Styles... Bringing nightmares to life on a sketchpad, slapping and plucking 4 strings, wordsmithing to polluted soundwaves, video games, indulging in cannabinoids, eating squares of perforated paper, fungii, bonding with Jack Daniels, being a pariah, masturbating, watching COPS, masturbating while watching COPS.
A girl that was touched by her daddy between the ages of 18 and 24. Or a passable tranny to bring home and meet my mom. Or a freshly out of work stripper, paralyzed from the neck down, and bedridden from a pole accident. Someone who likes getting banged by a guy in a werewolf costume. Hotties who smoke better weed than I do, (No Fat Chicks) Nympho Maniacal MILFS who wanna get railed on the hood of their minivans in front of an Old Navy Outlet. Barely Legal Sex Kitties, and Barely Legal Sex Kitties, and most of all Barely Legal Sex Kitties. Oh yeah, and Mutant Skanks from Mars.
:Songs of Mutilation, Marijuana, Schitzophrenic Puppet Shows, Mass Grave Smorgasbords, Necrobeastiality, Spike Bat Sodomy, Undead eating habits, Cemetary Sex Fiends. Jesus Wheelchair, Reverend RatHelmet, Retarded Angel, Carcass, Macabre, Between The Buried and Me, Opeth, DoseOne, Athiest, Gorguts, Pig Destroyer, Buckethead, Primus, Sleep Terror, Into The Moat, Mastodon, El-P, Vast Aire, God Forbid, Necrophagist, The Black Dahlia Murder, Aesop Rock, R.K.L., Hank Williams III, Protest The Hero, Glass Casket, Ion Dissonance, Psychotogen, Reflux, Origin, Goratory, Arsis, Death, Cynic, Pestilence, SIKFUK, Crotch Duster, Cephalic Carnage, Beneath the Massacre, Cannibal Ox, Kool Keith and any alias thereof, Lionel Richie, John Tesh, PM Dawn, Color Me Badd, Jodeci, KC & JoJo, P-Shitty...
Eraserhead still makes me laugh. My all time favorite mindgasm. IF you dont like this film, I dont like you. .. .. Horror and pornographic.
COPS
Hunter S. Thompson, Bukowski.
The Fuckin Cobra Jason Voorhees: Preventing Teen Pregnancy for over 25 years. Ah, The sleeping bag kill, My all time favorite Jason scene. Faust did it. .. Hunter S. Thompson, Les Claypool, David Hess, Jason Voorhees, Ed Gein, Richard Ramirez, Dr.Satan, Ted Bundy, "Much Respeck" Richard Speck, Chop Top, Grampa Sawer, Captain Spaulding, Rodney King, Reginald Denny, Invader Zim, Johann Faust, Johnny the Homocidal Maniac, Evil Ernie,The Toxic Avenger, Deadpool, Mark David Chapman for killing that stupid fucking hippie Lennon, Albert Fish, Bill Hicks, George Carlin because he hates you as much as I do, Artie Lange, Howard Stern, Cassie Hack, Jenna Jameson, Tera Patrick, Taylor Rain, Shayla La Veauxe, Jill Kelly for keeping that ass hairless, Tabitha Stevens for bleaching her butthole, Anabolic Video's talent, George W. Bush and Osama Bin Laden