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My Crooked Halo

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About Me



Chris-
You picked me back up
Set my wings upon my back
And taught me to fly again.

I absorb music lyrics like a sponge. Every vid I post on here has a meaning....sometimes subtle, sometimes not.

80's rocker bitches UNITE!

I keep very few IRL friends, but the ones I do have I keep very close to my heart.

I can't count the times I've paid around $20 for a CD with only one good song on it. And don't get me wrong, if I really dig a band, I'll buy their album. But there are low-income people out there barely surviving on a shoestring budget and can't afford luxury items like entertainment. Ask anyone and they'll tell you that if they can get something for free, they'll do it. It doesn't make it right, but it doesn't warrant being sued for hundreds of thousands of dollars, either. The RIAA has gone too far.

Allistrata & Pyr8Bob...Love Forever

My Interests

SRO SRO SRO! Zeus server for life! Crabbing, clamming, and I want to go fishing but never have. Camping, yay! My mountain man and I have been having so much fun exploring Oregon together!

Our little Sylvest decided it was time to be out on his own again. He left fat and happy, which is more than he started out with in life. Miss you Sylvest-ifur...

Make Stewie talk!

Pick her up and throw her around. Feel free to manipulate her instead of me, thanks.

I am completely addicted to tattoos. I want more! My idea of fun includes last minute road trips, "B" film festivals, chronic masturbation (now largely under control, thank you Snuffy), my Squishy Princess, and being me.

I'd like to meet:

I already met him, and I couldn't be happier.
I love you, Chris!
My Crooked Halo can never have enough friends! My Heart Belongs To Him - Chris

Captain Hook

Melody

Patrick

Mad Morty

Danerzzzzz

Vintage BBW CherryZilla

Spiritdancer

Lady O

The Spicy Fool

Luscious Lindsay

Cocoa Chick- It..'s my time to shine baby!

MaryLou AKA BrattyAzzCanBe

Admiral Maclean

Mr. Lance Handsome Pants

Stacy

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Music:

Not too into the whole "pop" thing. I prefer techno, industrial, anything that makes you get up off your ass and move, really. I love unknowns, 80's hair metal and one-hit-wonders. Favorites are

and MANY more.

Movies:

I love bad "B" movies, especially horror movies.

Television:

Deadliest Catch, Bizarre Foods With Andrew Zimmern, MXC, The Simpsons, American Dad, Family Guy, Futurama, Three's Company, Cheers, Lost, and if I had to pick one over the other, it would be The Munsters before The Addams Family, although I like both. I tend to watch a lot of TV land when they play old shows like The Odd Couple, Barney Miller, etc. And yes, I admit it, I'm a Spongebob FREAK.

Books:

Anything Stephen King or V.C. Andrews.

Heroes:

Bettie Page for sure. A plus-sized bondage pin-up girl, how sweet is that? My friend Melody M for being the gorgeous, outspoken, talented individual she is despite the shit life flung her way. My grandmother, one of the strongest people I have ever known. I know you're watching over me. And of course, my mommy. Knowing that I'll look that good when I get to be her age is the only thing that keeps me going.

My Blog

Update On My Car

I was out mowing the lawn and stopped the mower.  I don't know why, I just did.  Right then my roommate asked me "Did they find your car yet?". The odd thing about this is that when I was do...
Posted by My Crooked Halo on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 02:33:00 PST

Car Stolen...AGAIN!

..>   After my last car was stolen a couple of months ago on January 31st (my birthday) I went out and got a Mercury Topaz.  I hated that car.  I just never had the connection I h...
Posted by My Crooked Halo on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 01:35:00 PST

Good Deeds

I was at Wal-Mart today picking up a few things.  This elderly & still very beautiful lady scooted past me with her walker while I was waiting in line and said "You have the most beautiful h...
Posted by My Crooked Halo on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 04:20:00 PST

Craigslist

Just a couple of ads I saw on Craigslist that I thought were funny.  I lost the one with the free lone toothbrush from a two-pack.  Recycling is great and all, but it's ok to throw somethin...
Posted by My Crooked Halo on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 02:35:00 PST

Tales of Retail Stupidity Part 1

Awhile back I was clocking from lunch and got stopped by a very perplexed looking customer.  She was standing at the greeting card display, looking over some streamers. She asked if I ...
Posted by My Crooked Halo on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 03:47:00 PST

Slowly Moving On

Here I am, as bad as I wanna be.  I have survived.  You get to the point where you think you can't go on, then you're bungeed back to reality.  I'm not saying I'm completely over it.&nb...
Posted by My Crooked Halo on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 02:53:00 PST

Just when you think you've got nothing

I have so much to be thankful for, and I never realized it until now.  Here I am, thinking I have nothing, no one to care about what's going on in my life, and suddenly I'm surrounded with people...
Posted by My Crooked Halo on Sun, 02 Apr 2006 09:57:00 PST

Too tired to think.

I'm so tired.  All I keep thinking about is seeing him walking through the airport with the phone pressed to his ear, and knowing what was in store for him. Did you see me?  I'm sure you di...
Posted by My Crooked Halo on Sun, 26 Mar 2006 04:21:00 PST

A Message For He-Knows-Who

Let me ask you a question, and you know who or what you are... Why can't you just crawl under a rock and die?  suthern bill: NAOMI .. where's your mom been shengrabe: mmmm kinky jmic1970: heheh...
Posted by My Crooked Halo on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 09:24:00 PST

Sad For You

I'm sad for you because you never developed a conscience.  When I slipped up, the shame I felt caused me to break up with you.  Yet YOU came to ME, crying, wanting to put back the piece...
Posted by My Crooked Halo on Sun, 19 Mar 2006 12:12:00 PST