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Laina

America is not the world.

About Me



I like fire and breaking stuff.

Open minds are beautiful and sexy. Close minded people, please go elsewhere, I have nothing of interest to speak to you about.

I like to pretend to be clever and witty.

You are Bettie Page
Girl next door with a wild streak.
You're a famous beauty - with a unique look
And the people who like you are cultish about it.
What Famous Pinup Are You?

Your Inner Retro Girl Is
1950s Pinup What Retro Girl Are You?

What Classic Pin-Up Are You?

You're Bettie Page!
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My Interests

Pin-Ups. Acting up, causing trouble, being a bitch, spending too much money, not cleaning up, giggling, dancing, dressing up, having too much fun, acting crazy, wasting paper, staying up late, swearing, running my mouth. Sex. Red lipstick. Black eyeliner. Being fabulous. Swing dancing! Bubble baths. Making out. Foot-rubs. Kissing in the rain. Exhibitionism. Broadway. Pin-up! The mob, the mafia, mobsters, gangsters, pinstripes, weapons, blood and violence, fights, ass kickings. Kicking ass. Fucking with your mind. Open minds. Being different. PDA's. Yoshitomo Nara. Harajuku girls. Fruits. Fafi. Las Vegas. NYC. London. Paris. Cabaret. Fashion. USO girls. Travelling. Hamming it up. 1920s. The Fabulous Fifties! 1940s. Hair bows. Cat-eye frames. Shoes, heels, boots. Leopard prints. Polka dots. Pin-up! Bombshells! Bettie Page. Betty Boop. Marilyn. Clara Bow. Louise Brooks. "It" girls. Sweater girls. Film noir. Vaudeville. Pencil skirts. Underwear. Lingerie. Hosiery; fishnets, garters, stockings, seamed stockings, tights, knee socks! Pin-up. Being a girly-girl. Ribbons, bows, lace. Kissing girls. Scantily clad ladies. Pretty girls. Beautiful women. Skinny boys. Goth boys. Boys in specs. Boys in makeup. Guys with dark hair. Men in suits. MAC. PVC. Goth culture. Free drinks. Vintage accessories. Burlesque. Loud music. Wanting things I cannot have. Did I mention I like pin-up?

Helping maintain a healthy economy. Religion. I don't practice any one religion, but the subject IS fascinating. Politics. I won't say you're wrong - I want to know what you think, but I don't want you to berate me because I have a different opinion. HAVING AN OPINION! Being opinionated. Debating. Adding to my wardrobe. Socializing.

I'd like to meet:

My parents 30 years ago.
Dita Von Teese.
Rainn Wilson.
Quentin Tarantino. Rob Zombie. Morrissey. Robert Smith. Jack White. Jack Black. Madonna. Stevie Nicks.
I would totally become a lesbian for Katherine Moennig.
Malcolm Reynolds. Mr. Blonde. The Bride. Hattori Hanzo.
And you know who you are.

Music:

If Tipper put a sticker on it, I LOVE it!

Seriously, I just like to rock. And dance. And sing in the car.
New Wave. Dark Wave. Brit-pop. GlamRock. Gothic/Industrial. EBM! Classic Rock. Hard Rock. 90's Rock. Classic Metal.

Movies:

Movies about the mob. Japanese horror movies and their American remakes. Anything Tarantino has anything to do with. 80's/Brat Pack movies. Chick flicks, including Jane Austen adaptations. Hugh Grant movies. Colin Firth movies. Robert Downey Jr. movies. Johnny Depp movies.

Television:

On tv currently: How I Met Your Mother, The Office, Heroes, Grey's Anatomy, Gossip Girl, NCIS, CSI, Californication, ANTM, Dexter and The L Word.

Shows that aren't on anymore: Friends, Firefly, The Office, Las Vegas, Joan of Arcadia, The OC, Swingtown, The Sopranos, Six Feet Under, Sex and the City, The Book of Daniel.

Books:

Chick lit, shojo, contemporary fantasy, best-sellers, classics.

Heroes:

My mom and dad. Lady Godiva. Quentin Tarantino. Madonna.

My Blog

Pervy perv

So, I was at Target yesterday. I was walking by the electronics section and I saw this dude who looked like the definition of "Sexual Predator". He was gross and pervy looking. He looked dirty and was...
Posted by Laina on Sat, 21 Jun 2008 10:59:00 PST

survey shit

1. Are you taller than your mom?No. I am not taller than anybody, except toddlers. Yeah!2. What color is your shower curtain?Uh, it's clear with devil ducks on it. And I have a black liner.3. What is ...
Posted by Laina on Sun, 18 Nov 2007 02:16:00 PST

Golly gee!

Apparently they now have more information about HOW those darned nukes slipped away unnoticed and went for a joy-ride in the air for a FUCKING day and a half!I'm so glad the peeps in charge have every...
Posted by Laina on Sun, 23 Sep 2007 03:07:00 PST

Jumpin the gun.

You know that little box on the left when you're in blog section of MySpace? It shows your demographics and when you signed up? Mine says I'm already 29. WTF? Not fair! I still have a week, Tom! Gimme...
Posted by Laina on Sun, 23 Sep 2007 01:49:00 PST

Like we need more proof...but here’s some anyway

Further proof we are doomed as citizens of the good 'ole USA:George Bush vows to veto kids' health insurance bill.Srsly, WTF!?!?!?!WTF??...
Posted by Laina on Sat, 22 Sep 2007 12:50:00 PST

AWESOME! Rob Zombie & Rainn Wilson interview

Check out this video: Artist on Artist: Rob Zombie & Rainn Wilson Add to My Profile | More Videos...
Posted by Laina on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 05:55:00 PST

Pictures.

Here's what I've been up to. First pic was taken at the Triple Door when I went to go see Dita. Second pic was taken yesterday. The next two are at Cabo Wabo while in Cabo. The last one is at this pla...
Posted by Laina on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 09:03:00 PST

Old post, but one of my favorites with cool pictures.

It's been awhile since I actually posted a real post, something other than, "Oh hey, I just got married" or "Oh hey, look at these wedding pics of me" or some stupid memes or whatever. Not that there'...
Posted by Laina on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 09:12:00 PST

October 21st!

Hey, here are some details for ya!Erik and I get to Vegas on Oct 19th. Tentative plan: get there, check in to hotel, go to courthouse, back to hotel and get our goodies upon presentation of license.Oc...
Posted by Laina on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 11:06:00 PST