Gurlfriend!!!! You're amazing. You were intrigued by the expression de jour, and you are actually reading the blatherings of an over the top queen from Seattle. Cheers to you dahling! That takes a lot of, ahem, balls. To those seeking a straight forward answer pertaining to the life of Brento, you've come to the wrong place .. I don't know if such a thing exists! However, due to countless hours of experience sharing at recovery meetings, I'll be glad to recount tales of my life here for your enjoyment. What a deal! ----------------------------------------------------------
Most of the world works 40-something hours a week, right? Lots of you are even more than that. I bitch when my workload hits 12 or 14! I'm a massage therapist at Ballard Massage Center, and I can only do SO MUCH healing at a time. Now I've taken on 16 hours at reception, so it brings the total each week up to 30 or so. (hand goes to forehead as I faint and gently fall back into the love-seat) I do a few scattered massages for myself, with Fabulous Massage. Need some healing? Call 206-FABULOU(S) (seriously!). -----------------------------------------------------------
As you might notice, my lists to the left are rather sparse. This is due to my unchecked ADD and the fact that I like to spaz out at every opportunity and generally speaking I have diarrhea of the mind because I get overly excited about silly, mundane things in life which is not to say that I'm obsessive-compulsive or anally-retentive; it's just that I'm like a little boy running around in a 6'4" giganticus bigfoot frame (credit goes to Mamasan for those adjectives). I end up getting hooked on one or two things for a few months then move on to the next. I simply can't keep track of what I'm into, except in the moment! -----------------------------------------------------------
I really lead a pretty simple life, though it is rather extravagant if I told the truth! I'm CONVINCED I don't have a life or do anything, but when I think about it I'm all over the place. I absolutely love to throw a party and manifest a delicious spread of nibbles of various kinds. But I'm also hopelessly addicted to going out for cheap eats with friends. This queen would absolutely die if I didn't have regular manicures and pedicures, as well as hair styling with the gorgeous and amazing Miss Ivory (even though she wants to kill me because I butcher my hair in everyday life; last time I showed up looking like an old woman with cracked dry ends and an awful purplish hue). The love of my life is Miss Rose, my mystic-rose coloured Lexus, who I need to add to my picture album on here; I am constantly going and pampering her (and myself) at the luxurious dealership in the north-end. ----------------------------------------------------------
I am constantly finding myself hunting for good deals on anything. I believe this trait comes from the parental units, especially Mamasan! I'm a whore for clothes, cobalt blue, and gorgeous little things at Goodwill, Value Village, and Lifelong AIDS Alliance. I go weak in the knees for some of that sexy underwear, pants and yummy shoes at Ross, TJ Maxx, and Marshall's. Honestly I think the fashion gene completely missed me; I wear the most bizarre combination of clothes. I mean, I can match colors but the whole experience of getting dressed is quite traumatic for me. Except underwear. I LOVE wearing nice underwear. ----------------------------------------------------------
I LOVE MUSIC! Though I'm a bit finicky and probably picky is another appropriate adjective. In terms of playing, right now I'm only active on the tuba. I played the tuba in concert band and in orchestra from 5th grade through high school, then in college I marched with the Baylor Bears. I set it aside for a decade, and just this year I started playing with the Rainbow City Band; this Spring we begin marching, which I'm totally looking forward to! I started playing piano in 3rd grade and kept it up through college, but I've only plunked around occasionally since then. I also played the double-reed bassoon and oboe for a couple years in middle school. I love listening mostly to Horowitz playing Liszt and Rachmaninoff and other romantic virtuoso artists. -----------------------------------------------------------
Last but not least by any stretch of the imagination are the manifestations that occur in my life. Most people would call my characters "drag", but I believe most drag queens would spit upon me!!! MONICA LESLUTSKI started it all; she was my first character, and she was most like a traditional drag queen. Very quickly, PHOEBE "HAPPY" DEWITT-BUKATER was born, and she has stuck with me til today; she, too, tends to be the more girly of my appearances, though I'm very much a man in a dress. I have had several mama's, including Drianna Ashton, Mark Finley and Mimi Jenkins. JEAN DER FUCK I believe was created at GayCity's CAMP in 2002 or 03; like her name suggests she was very gender-bender. JENNY CRANK was a tragic mess. She took over pride in 2003 or 04, with track-marks all up and down her body, a slinky black lace mini-skirt on top of Male bulge-pusher stripper underwear, a sinch up top (causing my gut to flop out), and, worst of all she had her period and tried to dam it up with a tampon that dangled from her cunt causing a bloody mess everywhere. Jenny re-emerged for Halloween in 2007. In 2002 at the UW I researched the Radical Faeries at the UW, and discovered that this is my tribe. FREEBEE SHIMMERMAN, THE SENSITIVE FRUIT is how the Radical Faeries know me. Free as a bee, and quite the freebie cuz I never charge for my services; shimmery and sparkly, and dressed like a (wo)man; quite the sensitive creature and very much a fruit. In 2003-2004 I became a Sister of Perpetual Indulgence, though I am not active at this time. I started as POSTULANT SENIORITA KARMALITA VANITITA EXTRAVITA; then I became NOVICE SISTER MARIPOSA FAERIE DELIGHT; when I became fully professed on 04-04-04, I chose the name SISTER TRINITY DIVINITY FAERIE-FABULOUS AFFINITY TO INFINITY, but this soon became SISTER FAERIE GODDESS, MARIPOSA DELIGHT (this is the name given to me by my Faerie GodSister, Sister Merry Peter). At my first Radical Faerie Gathering in 2003 I was infected with the parasite known as Velveeta Kraft, and I became VELVEETA KRAFT 2.0. She has tainted and corrupted my system, and in turn I have warped her. On 06-06-06 she rose from the dead as VELVEETA CHRIST, and bore a life sized cross through downtown Seattle, and dragged it to the top of Capitol Hill, inserting the phallus of christ into every orafice that that would accept it. By 2007 she had badly decomposed into VELVEETA TRASH, spraying her dead cheese from a can protruding from her sweltering ass cheeks. If I think of others I'll go ahead and add them. As you can see, I represent a whole smorgasbord of genders and sexualities, so I think I prefer to be called Z. Hell, call me whatever you please: he, she, he-she, it, Miss Thang, OY!, biyotch, .. , .. ,
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