i pWn all
Admit it!
Despite your pseudo-bohemian appearance
And vaguely leftist doctrine of beliefs
You know nothing about art or sex
That you couldn’t read in any trendy New York underground fashion magazine
Prototypical non-conformist
You are a vacuous soldier of the thrift store Gestapo
You adhere to a set of standards and tastes
That appear to be determined by an unseen panel of hipster judges (bullshit)
Giving a thumbs up or thumbs down to incoming and outgoing trends and styles of music and art
Go analog baby, you’re so post-modern
You’re diving face forward into a antiquated path
It’s disgusting, its offensive, don’t stick your nose up at me
You spend your time sitting in circles with your friends
Pontificating to each other
Forever competing for that one moment of self-aggrandizing glory
In which you hog the intellectual spotlight
Holding dominion over the entire shallow pointless conversation
Oh, we’re not worthy
When you walk by a group of quote-unquote normal people
You chuckle to yourself patting yourself on the back as you scoff
It's the same superiority complex
Shared by the high school jocks who made your life a living hell
And makes you a slave to the competitive capitalist dogma
You spend every moment of your waking life bitching about-say anything
2pac, 311, a tribe called quest, aceyalone,aesop rock,alice cooper, alice in chains, allister, american analog set, anna vissi, aphrodite, aquabats, art official intelligence, atb, atmosphere, bach, bad religion, barenaked ladies, beck, beethoven, belle & sebastian, ben harper, the beta band, billy talent, biz markie, black eyed peas, blind mellon, blink 182, bob marley, bob seger, bonnie taylor, boys night out, bright eyes, the brilliant green, bush, busta rhymes, cake, catch 22, chavelle, chemical brothers, coldplay, cosmic gate, cranberries, da rude (gotta love teh classic shit), daft punk, damien rice, dashboard (fuck you, i like it), death by stereo, deathcab for cutie, def tech, deftones, del the funkee homosapian, dido, diesel boy, diplomats, disturbed, dj clue, dj liquid, dj magic mike, dj masterkey, dj quick silver, dj scribble, sj shadow, sj smurf, tiesto, dj zinc, dolly parton, dougal & gammer, drowningpool, dumonde, dust brothers, eazy e, eminem, enya, eric sermon, europe, eve 6, everclear, everlast, the faint, fall out boy, fat boy slim, fenix tx, finch, five iron frenzy, foo fighters, garbage, ghetto boyz, gmwa mass, goapele, goldfinger, gorillaz, grand funk railroad, frandmaster flash, green day, group x, gym class heroes, haiku de' tat, hole, home grown, hotei tomoyasu, ice cube, immortal technique, imogen heap, infinities end, ingrid, iron and wine, jack johnson, jack off jill, jackie de shannon, james brown, jamirouqai, jedi mind tricks, jeff beck, jefferson airplane, jet, jimmy hendrix, john digweed, johnny cash, jupiter sunrise, korn, kt tunstall, leaders of the new school, led zepplin, the legion of doom, len, letters to cleo, linkin park, lisa lashes, lit, london funk allstars, lords of acid, lynard skynard, m-flo, maroma, massive attack, matchbook romance, matisyahu, me first and the gimmie gimmie gimmies, mineral, moby, molotov, motion city soundtrack, motzart, mr. dibbs, mxpx, my chemical romance, new found glory, nick glennie smith, nickelback, nikkfurie, nina simone, nine days, nine inch nails, nirvana, no use for a name, nofx, norah jones, o.d.b., o.p.m., ozma, pachelbel, paul okenfold, paul van dyke, pendulum, pennywise, phantom planet, the pillows, pink floyd, the pixies, the postal service, the prodigy, queen, radiohead, rage against the machine rammstein, rancid, real big fish, reliant k, remy zero, richie valens, rob zombie, rufio, rx bandits, sage francis, save ferris, scott hardkiss, senses fail, shakira, shina ringo, shy fx, simon and garfunkel, the smashing pumpkins, social distortion, soul'd out, souls of mischief, special d, the starting line, stephen lynch, stevie ray vaughn, straylight run, stroke 9, sublime, suburban ledgends, sugar ray, sugarcult, sum 41, system of a down, taking back sunday, tears for fears, tenacious d, thievery corperation, third eye blind, thrice, todd terry, tool, the transplants, tsunami bomb, u2, umphreys mcgee, unwritten law, utada hikaru, violent femmes, visionaries, vivaldi, voodoo, weezer, who da funk, whodini, wu tang clan, the yeah yeah yeahs, yellocard, yoji biomehanika , zeebra, zion i, and a shit load of other stuff......
star wars fight club. seven. saw. slc punk. ghost world. anything by kevin smith. the seven samurai. eight and a half. the gate keeper. groove. meh too many to name... just ask if you care.
Heroes, house, Lost.
ALL OF THEM!
Jesus (the christ variety), Ernesto "che" Guevara (lynch de la serna), all four of the ninja turtles, verbs, Zach de la Rocha.