Likwid E [New West]

A band bio... as if my page wasn't long enough already with random pictures, I'm going to be different, so instead of talking about all my happy strong points to make you like me, let me point out my flaws..... oh wait lol I don't have any.
ONWARD!
I don't just add anybody. I do look at your pages, I'm not a music guy who reaches for every add he gets just to boost up my friend list (Myspace whores).
By the way, I'm not stupid, I know a fake page when I see one. You dudes with fake chick profiles needa step your game up... and get some therapy.
I've been making music since as long as I can remember. Around 12 years old. I was influenced by artists & bands such as Coolio, Blackstreet, Disturbed, Marvin Gaye, Snoop Dogg, Drowning Pool, the list goes on.
I don't have an album, I have a shit load of single tracks.
If you don't know what New West is by now, come here, I wanna slap the fuck out you real quick.
I have more contacts in the music industry than there are John Smiths in the world, and I'm willing to work with anybody, whether it's promotion, producing, engineering, features, hook ups, whatever, I got it, and I'll help you if I like you (no homo).
If you rock out to Hurricane Chris, if you pop lock and drop it in the shower, eat chicken noodle soup with a soda on the side, or you 1 2 step in the club, then walk it out off my page right now, and make sure to lean like a cholo so you dodge my fist flyin at your fuckin head. If you're slow and didn't catch that, I don't listen to the radio.
I am MySpace's punching bag. My page screws me over weekly, and my music player freezes on occasions due to a lot of plays. So if this is your first time visiting my page, or it's your 100th but you simply just don't pay attention to shit, my music player is down, a lot, I have one, I have songs on it, and it will return back up in time once technical difficulties are fully worked out.
I'm really sarcastic. But with the sarcasm comes the good, cuz I joke around, a lot. It's gotten to the point where people don't know whether I'm kidding around or being serious unless I make it perfectly clear. I don't have a big ego, I talk shit like that for fun (Blame Kanye). If you don't understand that part of my humor then you'll probably think I'm serious, when I'm not. I'm that dude you turn to cuz you need a good laugh or somebody to open up to after you had a shit ass day. I listen to shit, I'm the Dr. Phil of my social life, and I give great advice. No, seriously, it's fantastic.
I'm not going to go over the top and let you know my full name, what street I live on, what school I go to, where I work, cuz some people should learn what to put and what not to put on the internet. Take notes. With that said, I'm from Southern California. Hooray.
I drink, but I don't smoke cigarettes. I also think everybody in the world who smokes cigs should turn to weed instead, because at least it won't kill you, and that's a fact that you can't dispute.*
*Likwid E and any other New West affiliate does not promote the recreational use, selling, or purchasing of marijuana........... it's more like a suggestion.
Wait, naw fuck that. If you embrace the drinking of alcohol and getting smashed then you're a faggot for thinking marijuana is any different. Break it down- there aren't many differences between the two, except one is legal and one wrongfully isn't. Both can be used responsibly. I also think anybody who doesn't research the drug itself before making a close-minded Fox News judgment on it is a piece of shit.
So come here, let me spit on your D.A.R.E t-shirt.
Karma's a bitch. And I don't respect anybody who has something to say behind my back. You all know the kind of people I'm talking about. So if you got somethin to say to me just cuz you're pissed off you got a fake ass image and work hours at a Macy's for minimum pay, let it be known then.
Rock, Rap, Jazz, Country, whatever. I listen to all genres of music. I'm not a close minded fuck like some people. If it sounds good to my ears, I'll listen to it.
So I'm a drama magnet for some apparent reason. I heard it's entertaining when others watch. I think when I was made, God was like, LOL HEY SATAN LOOK WATCH ME PWN THIS KID FOR LIFE. And Satan gave me a big PWNED ROFFLE! stamp on my ass then threw me off the steel cage crashing down to earth with an army of psycho chicks surrounding me on the way down. Tony Romo tried to catch me but I slipped from his fingers :(
Scrubs, Dirt, Rescue Me, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, That 70's Show, South Park and MXC are the best shows on television. Real talk.
Denzel Washington and Zach Braff are the two greatest actors to walk this earth. And it's rumored Denzel is responsible for every birth in the United States from the year 1999 - 2001... Zach and I are responsible for 2002 - present day.
I don't go out every weekend to PAARTTYYY!!!111 because I've done enough of that in the past that it's just gotten repetitive and boring. Fuck, drink, pass out, go home. Repeat. Keyword though: "every". I still every so often. But I don't throw orgasms over them.
I've been with my share of freaks in the past, so if you're a chick, and you've been called crazy, bi polar, or psychotic, then hit me up and you'll fit right into my life. The glass is half empty.
Oh... and if you're like, 14 years old, please don't add me. I don't need Chris Hansen showing up at my window with a camera crew.
I hate people with extremely long "About Me" sections, OKAY, let's post your life story on your fucking MySpace to an ignorant generation of people who now don't want to read shit because it's "too long" or read ANYTHING over a paragraph for that matter because we're a generation of getting shit done quick, we want to know shit quickly, we want it fast, and now, and reading, get ready for this one, isn't "quick" to most people. With that being said maybe you fucking people should record your About Me and audio that shit on your page or use Media Maker and put that audio on a montage of sparkly colors, glitter and random pictures that mean absolutely nothing then up that shit on Youtube and post it on your fuckin page................. shit I just scrolled up and noticed the length of mine. :( [LOL GET IT I WAS BEING HYPOCRITICAL]
I cuss (curse?) a lot. It's a habit, it's the way I was raised. I don't purposely throw "Fuck" into my sentence 36 and a half times, it just kind of happens. With that said I hate dealing with people who take offense to words such as "Fuck", "Shit", "Bitch", "Asshole", etc. Let me make something clear, IT'S A WORD. CALL THE NATIONAL GUARD, LIKWID E SAID FUCK!!! OH NOEZZZZ!!!1 Honestly, get a grip. Are these words in the English language? Yes. Have they been blown up into something bigger than they really are? Yes. Should you take offense to a word? NO. There are a million other problems in the world, go deal with them. SO FUCK YOU!
And fuck a band bio. If you wanna get to know me better, then get at me. What I just typed shows nothing except I ramble, preach, rant, and never shut the fuck up. And I don't really own a pony named Waffle, but I plan on it in the future and it would make a bad ass birthday gift (Josephine, I'm lookin at you). Oh, hi, I'm Eric.
One last thing, I also applaud anybody who reads all of what I just wrote. And if you did, let me know so I can Photoshop you a trophy you can proudly post on your MySpace page.
(If you're an A&R tryin to get at me, your contract better be some heavenly cloud with naked blonde bitches all over me covered in Bacardi cuz I've had a share of whack shit thrown at me. You couldn't pay me to become just another recycled industry idea).
... (Unless it's a million dollars).
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