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Duke

NOT JUST A PUB....... Well, actually it is, really.

About Me

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My Interests

I am quite a cultured little Bunny Rabbit really - our interests include Theatre - which is why we recently sponsored the St Martins Drama department in their third year show at the Dukes Theatre and why we are inviting After Dark Theatre Company back to the pub to perform another murder night. Plus we do enjoy a good kick about which is why we support Morecambe Ladies football Club in their quest to be the best.

I'd like to meet:

Well, there's a leading question..... without cutting our client base down by using the words young, toned, glistening and muscled - we let just about anyone visit our boudoir of love (unless of course they're excessively hammered but that would be the law, wouldn't it.)

Music:

Oh, I'm easy when it comes to music...... as long as it hasn't been released recently!

Movies:

Real life Odessey stories, anything by one of the Collins sisters and those old movies you used to get free with Woman's Weekly.

Television:

For God's sake! Just tell us! Who killed Tom King!

Books:

Does Heat count as a book?

Heroes:

I get all the motivation and inspiration I need by simply looking in a mirror.

My Blog

I am going to die

Well, that's it - I have discovered that I will soon be no more of this earth, that my time is nearly up, that I am about to sing my final song. Of course, I am thankful to finding out about my immine...
Posted by Duke on Fri, 25 May 2007 03:47:00 PST

Low fat crisps

I now know why Go Ahead low fat crisps have less fat than normal crisps - you only get six full crisps in a bag! Then the anger takes hold and you sweat the weight off!
Posted by Duke on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 04:34:00 PST

Other people's profiles

Spare a thought for us technical ludites with our PCs that are only a step up from a ZX Spectrum. It's all well and good making your profile pretty and shiny. But isn't the point that you actually wan...
Posted by Duke on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 05:12:00 PST

Nothing really

I haven't done a blog for a while - not because I have decided to abandon you my pretty ones, but believe it or not I haven't really had anything to say! Now, I know that might shock and indeed scare ...
Posted by Duke on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 02:20:00 PST

The rigours of stardom

Hey everyone, check out the Lancaster Guardian - page two no less for a lovely picture of myself, bonnie and the devine mistress Shelby and an article too all about how we're planning to give up that ...
Posted by Duke on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 03:35:00 PST

More New Stuff

Well, life just becomes more interesting - well, not really. But we're getting some more new stuff at the pub - a jukebox and a new karaoke machine no less! What joy - even more songs for the untalent...
Posted by Duke on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 05:34:00 PST

Christmas!!!

Well who would have thought we'd have been talking Xmas this early in the year - we usually wait until at least June. But circumstances now lead me to discuss this little matter - for, you see, you ar...
Posted by Duke on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 03:53:00 PST

Well I never...

So our 'fabulous' (nach) Eurovision entry has been accused of cheating to get that covetted spot on the Finaldian stage - frankly, I can't believe it. Mainly because the damn song wasn't sung well in ...
Posted by Duke on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 04:24:00 PST

Eurovision

I really should have broached this subject earlier but yesterday, of course, I had to speak about naked men which is really the most important thing anyone can talk about - anyhoo. So what do we think...
Posted by Duke on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 04:29:00 PST

Naked men

Well, this is the first blog with a positive attitude on it - if, of course, memory serves me correctly - the reasom for this being the jolly spiffing weekend that was had by all to celebrate st paddy...
Posted by Duke on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 07:43:00 PST