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Crash

Sure, I'm statuesque... if you consider garden gnomes to be statues!

About Me

I'm Michele, but Crash is a better description for me and my life. I work at Universal Studios Hollywood, in Show Control, but don't hold that against me. I really have no idea why anyone would want to talk to me. I was born in New Jersey, I moved to Las Vegas from San Diego in April 2003. Now I'm back in Cali, living in Hollywood. I love all things Batman, Star Wars, and Elvis, and I'm a movie freak. I'm a pirate, and a Jedi Knight...LOL I'm such a freakin guy. I have two cats and I used to have a frozen hamster (I finally took him out and buried him.) I have 2 tattoos (an ankh on my back and a dragonfly on my left ankle) and I used to have my tongue pierced, but not anymore. I'm a self-proclaimed nerd, but I have a good time. And I'm great in bed...

My Interests

..Um.... I'm a nerd, I dunno. I watch too many movies, read too many books, and spend my spare time converting hapless friends into Eddie Izzard Worshipers like myself...Have a bit of a life, or a bit less, depending on your opinions regarding relationships...

I'd like to meet:

Anyone interesting. I'm never online, so don't get offended if I take weeks to get back to you. (I don't return phone calls either. Sorry.) If you wanna be my friend, talk to me first. Not HIT ON me, talk to me. Honestly, I'd never wanna "hook up for drinks" with some random guy from the fuckin internet, just because you claim to have some random shit in common with me. I'm mostly here to fuck with the friends I already have... width="425" height="350" ....

Music:

Loud and obnoxious...Fuel, Butch Walker, Marvelous 3, AHF, Limey Bar Stewards, AFI, 30 seconds to Mars, Sugarcult, MCR, HIM, Hoobastank, Linkin Park, Days of the New, Foo Fighters, Metallica, Bon Jovi, Godsmack, Revis, Panic! at the disco, 3 Doors Down, Smile Empty Soul, 3 Days Grace, Bon Jovi, Brand New, Dashboard Confessional, Good Charlotte, Story of the Year, Yellowcard, Maroon 5, The Used, Crossfade, Seether, Oingo Boingo, Elvis, the Beatles, Billy Joel, Jimmy Buffett, Big Head Todd and the Monsters, Jeff Buckley, The Cure, 311, Garbage, Elton John, David Bowie, The Doors, and of course, Metal Shop... and so many more.

Movies:

Super Troopers, Boondock Saints, Princess Bride, Pirates of the Carribean, LOTR, The Mummy(s), Sixteen Candles, Serenity, TFTC:Demon Knight, Life as a House, Plunkett & Maclean, Stepford Wives, Secretary, Legend, True Romance, Great Expectations, Donnie Darko, Virgin Suicides, Van Wilder, Home Fries, Big Daddy, Midsummer Night's Dream, Johnny Dangerously, Batman (1-3), Somewhere in Time, Some Like It Hot, Star Wars (most of them), Indiana Jones, Se7en, Fight Club, Emperor's New Groove, Lilo & Stitch, Thumb Wars, Red vs. Blue (not really a movie, but...), Chicago, Moulin Rouge, GWTW, Jurassic Park(s)..... I can't even begin to think of all the movies I love.Myspace For Girls Only - MyGirlySpace.com

Television:

Buffy and Firefly, my favorite cancelled shows. I used to watch CSI and CSI:Miami, Desperate Housewives, Grey's Anatomy... but really, unless I tape something, I never really get to watch TV.

Books:

Shakespeare..."Kleopatra" and "Pharoah" by Karen Essex, "GWTW", "The Other Boleyn Girl", "Jurassic Park" and some other Michael Crichton, Hemingway, Anne Rice, Stephen King (not his latest), Poppy Z. Brite, "SW:NJO" series.... I read waaay too much, always looking for suggestions...

Heroes:

Eddie Izzard, Elvis, Kleopatra, and my mom. ***New addition: Nathan Fillion. He earned it.

My Blog

Savannah

Most of you knew I was going on a surprise vacation this week. A few of you knew where I thought I was going (NY). And a VERY few actually found out where I was going before I got there, turned off my...
Posted by Crash on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 10:59:00 PST

MySpace needs more options.

My brother's page says he wishes "Horizontal" was an option for "orientation." And I think "Separated" needs to be an option for "relationship status." Because life isn't always simple.
Posted by Crash on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 03:50:00 PST

worst kind of comfort

I have been in too many bad relationships. I'd like to think they've made me stronger. There are few "exes" that I've been on permanent bad terms with. Usually, things come to an end, badly or not, an...
Posted by Crash on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 12:23:00 PST

This is why I love Julie

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Posted by Crash on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 10:59:00 PST

stolen wisdom

I was on Cory's page to send him a note, to tell him I miss him blah blah blah, and I actually READ his page, and this just popped out at me. Really cuts right to my current chase, so to speak."Its fu...
Posted by Crash on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 06:54:00 PST

"I don't know" has to be an acceptable answer

As you might have noticed, I'm a little melancholy today. Not by choice, of course, and I tried to avoid it. But I have too many martyrs in my life, that insist on convincing me that it's hopeless. I'...
Posted by Crash on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 10:55:00 PST

Update and A Joke

I've been a bit absent from MySpace lately, but for pretty good reasons!I managed to pick up a couple shifts at work, despite not being on the schedule AT ALL this week, so that helps with the money i...
Posted by Crash on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 11:36:00 PST

A High Roller? Not quite, more like a Waitress.

..>You Are the Ace of ClubsYou go at everything in your life full force. You are a natural gambler.Your life definitely has some extreme highs and lows, but you know how to ride out the low times.A to...
Posted by Crash on Wed, 30 May 2007 08:01:00 PST

UPDATE on the kitty

His liver was having problems, but they had to risk surgery, because if they didn't fix his face so he can eat, his liver wouldn't be able to heal and he'd die. And they couldn't feed him before the...
Posted by Crash on Tue, 22 May 2007 03:17:00 PST

bad night. my poor kitty

i don't hardly know where to begin about tonight. long(est) story short: my cat fell out of our 5TH FLOOR window. that he lived is the best news, and that he's relatively fine is the good news. 9 live...
Posted by Crash on Mon, 21 May 2007 12:09:00 PST