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jimmie christ

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I would rather have this section filled out by the people who know me, for I find it difficult to write about myself without coming off as a tool (as most people who fill this out sound like). What I can say, and I'm sure most of you already know this, is that I am an amazing person with a huge heart. When I am not reading to orphans (it is truly sad that orphans don't know how to read), I am walking old people across the street or saving puppies from Michael Vick. I'm pretty sure by the year 2014 I will have won 6 Nobel Peace Prizes and a Grammy. If anyone would like to add any information about me to this, please leave a comment. Let me know how truly amazing I am and how I have changed your life for the better.

My Interests

Long walks on the beach and candle light dinners.

I'd like to meet:

A Jewish Jedi Master

Television:

Arrested Development, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Dexter, Entourage, Futurama, Ghost in the Shell [Stand Alone Complex], Heroes, Smallville

Books:

The God Delusion, The Hobbit, Lord of the Rings, The Poet, Rainbow Six, Resident Evil series, Ultimate Spider-Man, The Ultimates, World War Z, Zombie Survival Guide

Heroes:

Spider-Man, Superman, Donatello, Mario, Sonic

My Blog

yob

i think i may get a job. i only want to work like 2 or 3 days a week, though.  fast food sucks, so i want to avoid that.  i just want a chill job where i can get by without really doing anyt...
Posted by jimmie christ on Sat, 17 May 2008 12:36:00 PST

fuck yo society

In a study conducted by the University of Minnesota, atheist were shown to be the most distrusted group of people in America. Here are some of the findings: When asked to identify the group ...
Posted by jimmie christ on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 05:28:00 PST

"Lets not forget the true meaning of Easter"

says the ignorant Christian.  Easter, just like Christmas, does not have a Christian origin.  These holidays were hijacked by the Church to help Pagans assimilate into Christianity.  No...
Posted by jimmie christ on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 04:39:00 PST

best tv show ever

all glory to the hypnotoadCheck out this video: Everybody Loves Hypnotoad ..Add to My Profile | More Videos...
Posted by jimmie christ on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 05:18:00 PST

to infinity and beyond

so the decision has been made and i shall be making my return florida.  i have no idea what i am going to do there, or how long i'll be there.  my current hope is to go to school and learn s...
Posted by jimmie christ on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 04:05:00 PST

...Im board.

Come journey with me to the mythical land known as my apartment.  Come prepared with your epic armor, you fucking nerds, for we may have to battle the evil Yorkshire Terrier.  Its known powe...
Posted by jimmie christ on Sun, 18 Nov 2007 02:51:00 PST

does there really need to be a subject? what? oh well, um.

Be warned I write this bjournal while intoxicated and, god help me, un-spell checked. "It is not okay when people are hypocrites.  However, when i am a hypocrite, it is okay."  You can'...
Posted by jimmie christ on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 09:50:00 PST

I’m a cat man...

I don't like dogs.  I don't think dogs are cute or entertaining.  I would not like to eat dogs as the crazy Asians do.  And I'm no fan of god, which is dog backwards.  Now keeping ...
Posted by jimmie christ on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 02:57:00 PST

i am a marco polo state champion

California is burning. I woke to a sky full of gray in mid-afternoon, it look like a volcano had gone off.  I'm pretty sure this is just a taste of the apocalyptic future.   But the sky...
Posted by jimmie christ on Fri, 26 Oct 2007 06:37:00 PST

i sold some coke to lindsay and made a sex tape with paris

And I survived my first earthquake.  The earthquake occurred while I was at work in the basement of an office building.  I don't know very much about earthquakes, but I am pretty sure being ...
Posted by jimmie christ on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 11:16:00 PST