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Dj Mike Mayhem

Let me help you tie the rope around your neck. Let me help you hold the glock against your head. Let

About Me

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Born and raised here in sunny hot ass south fla. Always looking to make new friends and have a good time. Im wild at times,love to party, not looking for a gf,enjoy clubbing or staying in with the right person. Im pretty much up for anything and have a great outlook on life. I have a great sense of humor(so people tell me).I pretty much speak my mind and tell it like it is. Ask and you shall recieve.When im not working, im out hearing bands, partying and spending time with friends. I love south fla ,beach, entertainment and the people. I used to DJ and have worked in some of the best strip clubs in south fla.I am very loyal and would do anything for the people I care about. Any other questions, feel free to e mail me or add me to your friends list.

My Interests

Music, Concerts, Spending time with people I care about, Movies, Local Music, Beach(night and day) Internet, Fishing, Racquet Ball, Bowling, Darts, Shooting Pool. I am an ASSMAN , Good Conversation, Blacking out in the Red Room, The Perfect Beat, Things that move me. Clove Cigarettes, Boxer-Briefs. Im pretty much up for anything and can have fun in any situation. People watching on the beach and nightime in Downtown Ft Lauderdale(Poorhouse,Tarven 213,Voo Doo Lounge). Travel when I can(NY). Reading, Cooking, Meeting new and interesting people. Watching Bull Riding, Huge Heat and Dolphin fan. And lets not forget the most important thing - Drinking.

I'd like to meet:

Fun people, New Friends, Hot Goth Chicks!!!!!!! Drinking Partners, And Any Other Kool People.

Music:

Where to start??????? Gothic-Industrial-Synthpop-Darkwave and all things included. Some fav's include Sisters of Mercy, Gary Numan, Front 242, Nitzer Ebb, V.N.V Nation, London After Midnight, The Cure, Killing Joke, Informatik, Supreme Court, Terminal Choice, Rotersand, Provision, Nebula-H. House/Progressive House/ and more House - Victor Calderone, Peter Rauhofer, Deep Dish, That Kid Chris, Steve Lawer, Satoshi Tomiie, Timo Maas, Oscar G, Offer Nissim,Junior Vasquez, Saeed and Palash, Sander Kleinenberg, Baby Anne, etc. Rock, Metal, Classic, 80's Hair Bands(Dokken,Ratt) New wave, Heavy Metal, Punk(Ramones), and then some.And pretty much anything with a good beat. I loathe and dispise RAP and HIP HOP(not a fan) and to all the white people that act ghetto/gansta(you know years back you did not act that way). Please dont contact me if you speak in Ebonics or say "Ya know whut I'm saying" after every statement.

Movies:

Comedy,Horror, Sci-Fi, Action, Drama, PORN(hardcore) - Scarface, History of the world, Spaceballs, Phantasim, Caddyshack(bark like a dog), Thinner, Pretty much all Steven King Flicks, Tuff Turf, The Ring, Matrix flicks, Die Hard flicks,Silence of the Lambs, Platoon, The Exorcist 1 and 3, Halloween, Friday the 13th, Snatch, Ace Ventura, Porkys, Crash, Forest Gump, Strangeland, Spinal Tap,The Warriors, The Goonies, The Wanderers Kirate Kid,Friday(the father kills me), Willy Wonka,Heavy Metal,Dumb and Dumber, Adam Sandler Flicks, Tommy Boy, Black Sheep, John Huges Flicks, Dogma, more to come

Television:

Its always sunny in Phili, What About Brian, The Daily Show, 24, CSI Miami, What I Like About You, Without A Trace, STARveillance(killer), Dog Bites Man, Friday Night Lights, How I Met Your Mother, Chelsea Handler, Starved(fx cancelled it),Cops(taser edition), Dirty Jobs, King Of Queens, Over There, Boston Legal, Family Guy, Nip/Tuck, Seinfeld, Friends, Smallville,Curb Your Enthusiasm, Desperate Housewives, South Park, Chappelle Show, Letterman, History channel. Iron Chef(america),I hate to say it but, I love the foodnetwork. Discovery Channel, Court Tv .More to come

Books:

Too many to list here. Stephen King, Robert G Allen, ect

Heroes:

My Mother(Luenell), My Father(Batista,R.I.P.) Eric Clapton, Mel Brooks, George Lynch, Gloria Smith(R.I.P), Howard Stern, Larry Flynt, Robert Smith,

My Blog

Random Thought

I was Djing one night spinning Industrial/Electro tracks on a Tuesday night. We had already gotten rid of all the psycho strippers and were booking bands 4 out of the 6 nights we were open. I was digg...
Posted by Dj Mike Mayhem on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 06:44:00 PST

Religion

Spirituality is not a religion. Religion divides people. Belief in something unites them.
Posted by Dj Mike Mayhem on Sat, 06 May 2006 01:34:00 PST

Forever Lyrics

"Forever" The Artists Lyrics: Rexx ArkanaVocals: Ronan HarrisMusic: Sebastian KomorBacking Vocals: Stephan GrothLoops: Joakim Montelius By Bruderschaft The Lyrics I don't believe in the existence of ...
Posted by Dj Mike Mayhem on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 01:08:00 PST

South Park

Mr Garrison to the class - "Your moms are all upset. They must be on their periods or something" Kid - "Mr Garrison, Wendy and I think that was a racist statement" Mr Garrison - "Sorry Wendy, I j...
Posted by Dj Mike Mayhem on Sun, 16 Apr 2006 02:42:00 PST

Another great movie quote - A Bronx Tale

Sonny: Alright, listen to me. You pull up right where she lives, right? Before you get outta the car, you lock both doors. Then, get outta the car, you walk over to her. You bring her over to the car....
Posted by Dj Mike Mayhem on Sat, 15 Apr 2006 12:50:00 PST

Line from Boogie Nights

Floyd Gondolli speaking to Jack Horner - "I like simple pleasures, like butter in my ass, lollipops in my mouth. Thats just me. Thats just something I enjoy".
Posted by Dj Mike Mayhem on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 02:20:00 PST

Top 20 Tracks

 Ok Fuckers, people keep asking me at my club for the names of alot of songs I play when I Dj. So I decided to put together a small list of my own top 20,  songs that I pretty much play...
Posted by Dj Mike Mayhem on Fri, 03 Mar 2006 08:57:00 PST

Three Rings of Life

First the engagement ring, Then the wedding ring Then the SUFFERING
Posted by Dj Mike Mayhem on Sat, 11 Feb 2006 12:01:00 PST