Hm.. Interests include the regular crap people do. Walking, bikeriding, outdoorsy-type stuff. Of course, sitting at home chillin', writing new lyrics and producing new music, creating, discussing, surprising ladies, traveling abroad...
I'm very spontaneous so I'm libel to do a lot of things. A woman who challenges me intellectually as well as mentally is SEXY AS HELL!!!!
Oh yeah... I'm also interested in women who DO NOT do the following:
1. Shave their eyebrows and then draw them on.
- Please someone explain to me why women do this... God gave you hair above your eyes for a reason. Use what you have. Tweeze like a metrosexual man, dammit!! But please, don't chop 'em off and then think you're some sort of Van Gogh with a lip-liner. Trust me...painting on that surprised look on your face only makes me think I'm about to Super-Size my number 1, Ronald.
2. Relive 1974 in your panties.
- Why should I have to bring a Weed Wacker© to bed? The razor may not be your eyebrows' friend, but it's definitely your panty's friend. All that extra bush down there is NOT a turn-on. If you have a feeling you'll have an encounter ladies, break out the Nair and take care of business... Nobody wants to lick a Wookie.
3. Wear wigs.
- I remember back in the days when my older aunts would rock the wig to go to church really quick. But we're talking about women in their 20's and 30's openly wearing wigs and crazy-looking synthetic hair. Look. If you aren't on chemotherapy, then why do you think a wig is fooling me? Do you think I can't tell synthetic hair from natural hair? Do you think that I believe your hair is actually THAT straight? Trust me...you're only fooling yourself and no....it's not sexy!
4. Look like Mr. T's little sister.
- I pity the fool who wears rings on every finger and 30 chains! Is there a reason why you have a chain on your neck with your name emblazeoned on the front? Do you think that if I find it on the ground, I'll track you down? No. I'll head to the pawn shop. All that jewelry is gaudy as hell and no, it's not sexy! ...at all! If you think all of that is classy, then you don't know much about sophistication. You need to be taught. Zodiac will not teach you....I'll post more later..
I'd like to meet:
Well...I'd like to meet the 3% of women in my preferred age group who:
01. - Don't smoke
02. - Have legitimate goals
03. - Are thin or slender
04. - Are open-minded
05. - Don't have kids
06. - Have tried college
07. - Are legitimately good-looking
08. - Aren't gold-diggers
09. - Like porn
10. - Like piercings
11. - Like sex in odd places
12. - Watch One Life To Live (not a necessity, but a perk!)
13. - Like cats
... 01 is a necessity. I can't stand smokers since they're disgusting to smell and I won't even put my tongue in a terrible position like that... So, although you'll be magnetically attracted to me (due to the documented scientific facts), it won't work vice-versa.
..08 is a necessity. If you think for one second that I work every day from sun-up to sunset in front of a computer losing sleep in order to meet my deadlines just so that YOU could could receive cash or gifts...then you're smokin' that dust again! Hell no! I wouldn't expect it from you so never expect it from me. That's held for the one who can reach that extremely difficult goal of "girlfriend". Say "No" to 24k hardhats!
Other than that, I'm interested in mostly everything else. So, if you are a listener or talker, a sharer and all-around nice, pretty, sexy, unexpecting, bend-you-over-until-you-admit-you-like-it kinda lady then hey....let's see what happens. :D
Music:
www.THEZODIAC.net
I'm pretty much open to anything. I like hip-hop. Not that RAP garbage...no, I mean that rap GOBBIDGE! Chingy, Nelly, and all of them have nothing on Chuck D, Melle Mel, Geto Boys, KRS, Rakim, Canibus, Kool G. Rap, Big Daddy Kane, and the rest of the old school hip-hop cats. Record sales mean nothing to me. How many times can you talk about your money? How many times do you think I'll care?
My favorite singer is Bill Withers. If you don't know who he is, then after meeting me, you definitely will! I like Stevie Wonder, Michael Jackson, Isley Brothers, Earth Wind & Fire, etc. Y'know...the old school R&B cats. I also like individual songs and some of the newer people out. I'm pretty much an open book. If it's good, I'll definitely rock it.
But Lil Jon?! What the $%!! is all that screamin' about with his Casio keyboard beats? ...but I'll chill. Anyway, I like everything from Maroon 5 to Mozart. Music is music and if it makes you feel a certain way, then it has a good effect on you...except Chingy, Nelly, and Baby.
Movies:
I'm a horror movie buff. If it scares, I love it. Of course, they don't scare me anymore but you can't beat "Halloween", "A Nightmare on Elm Street", "Friday the 13th"... "The Omen", "The Exorcist", etc. I also love "The Usual Suspects", "Undercover Brother" and a GANG of other flicks. "The Transporter", ... I'm a movie guy so if you ever want to go out to one, hit me up.
I mean c'mon...my sister took me to see "Gigli"..and it took all my strength to stay. :p
Television:
My favorite television show of all time is "The Honeymooners". No matter when it's on, I stop whatever I'm doing and watch it. I've been doing that for almost 20 years and still laugh. Yeah...I'm disturbed.
I also used to love "Millenium". If you ever catch this show's first season, you'll be mentally tested. Excellent premise, design, and execution. Very scary! Other than that, I watch basically everything. I'm hooked on "One Life To Live" no thanks to my former college life and since I'm a night owl, watch everything from "CHiPs" and World Nightly News to "CSI" and Law & Order: SVU re-runs and whatever stupid FOX reality show is on at the moment for absolutely no reason!
Books:
Well, most recently, I completed "Their Eyes Were Watching God" and after that, "The Spook Who Sat By the Door". So, it's been a couple of weeks since I picked up a book. We'll see what interests me after that... But my ongoing reading is "The Zodiac Unmasked" book. Gotta keep up with my namesake!
The Zodiac and Bill Clinton in Harlem
The Zodiac and Joan Jett
The Zodiac and soce!
Heroes:
Well...my grandmother will be 96 this year. She's seen things I can only dream about. UPDATE: Grandma died Sunday, February 5, 2006. I still look up to her. Besides my parents, this is as good as it gets! ...and all that I need for now.
