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Drey

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About Me

DREY.
Even the name screams, "Hey, is that a chick?"
Hi. I write substantial shit here sometimes, and by "substantial," I mean "nazi," and by "shit," I mean "propaganda."
I like long walks on the beach and making fun of those less fortunate than I am.
Leather and tight pants are awesome to me, but goddamnit do I hate pretentious pussy rock bands. Like U2. God, I hate them so much. I even made a page about how much I hate U2 but Tom, their numba 1 fan 4 eva, deleted it.
FACT: People only look cool when they're smoking cigarettes or hanging out next to me.
Cynics believe I'm an abomination to their demi-philosophy, but I always believed that the stegosaurus had more charisma than any self-proclaimed cynic.
I'm a living work of satire, NOW with just 2 grams of sodium and 5 hits of E.
My eyeballs have hallucinogenic properties; lick them and you'll see frogs.
If you play "Stairway to Heaven" backwards, you can hear a Satanic message. About me. Listen closely. What's worse, when you play it forward, it plays "Stairway to Heaven."
I shot John F. Kennedy.
Facts that are real, honest, true, and sometimes repetitive or redundant and oftentimes repeat themselves:
+ Discordian. A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.
+ I make money by pouring beer and liquor down people's throats.
+ My blood is music. Music heals all. Unless you got cancer.
+ I was born and raised in Guam. I moved to Peniscola, Florida on May 16, 2007.
+ Words like "chink," "fag," and "nigger" hilariate me, but I cringe every time someone uses the word "fuck" to connotate "sex." That's fucked up.
+ I am half white and half Korean. Therefore, I am a rice cracker. I coined this term. Don't believe otherwise.
+ My talents include pulling money out of my ass, mixing drinks, and making others want to hang themselves.
+ You know, it just keeps getting funnier and funnier each time someone decides to call me "Dr. Dre." That joke never ever gets old, and each time I'm referred to as a rapper, I almost piss my pants out of sheer hilarity.

My Interests

Music:

grunge/dirty/heroin rock
Soundgarden, Nirvana, Alice in Chains, Sonic Youth, Pearl Jam, The Pixies, The Meat Puppets, L7, Kyuss, Temple of the Dog, Mudhoney, Jeff Buckley, Mad Season

newer/too popular
Queens of the Stone Age, Foo Fighters, The Vines, Interpol, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Rage Against the Machine, The Distillers, MUSE, Smashing Pumpkins, Tool

stuff old people listen to
Pink Floyd, The Animals, Strawberry Alarm Clock, Jimi Hendrix (Experience $ Gypsies), The Rolling Stones, Black Sabbath (pre-Dio), The Doors, The Sweet, Janis Joplin, The Beatles, Syd Barrett, Django Reinhardt

pre-punk/post-punk/kind of punk
Velvet Underground, MC5, The Stooges, The Refused, Streetlight Manifesto, Anti-Flag, Bad Religion, Joy Division, Sleater-Kinney, The Clash, Anything Jello Biafra farts on

faggot indie muzik
Modest Mouse, Cat Power, Elliot Smith, Mike Patton, Tomahawk, Peeping Tom, Battles, Sigur Ros, Huggy Bear, MORRISSEY LOL

I'm convinced my taste in music is the best in the entire world. Ever. If you disagree, then you are stupid and ugly and you probably listen to U2.

Q: BUT DRAY Y DO U H8 U2 THEIR SO COOL

A: I hate U2 because their lead singer's name is Bono. That's a name that you give to your mangy, blind dog with three legs. And tacky sunglasses. What's worse, their guitarist named himself "The Edge." How much crack do you have to smoke to think that "The Edge" is a cool alias to go by? A guitarist should at least have some sort of musical ability to go by a different name. Even that Yngfvlw Mllts7em or however the hell you spell it didn't shorten that severely-vowel deprived name because he didn't need to. He knows he's awesome, and he knows that "The Edge" is a tit. U2 is a stupid band name. They have never produced any cohesive work, their music videos make me want to kill Irish people for the sake of ethnic cleansing, Bono sings like a little girl, and they are just plain old fashioned SUCK. People say that they've had an impact on music. Yeah, well I'd like to see it. Nobody has ever been influenced by U2 because nobody wants to sound like U2.

My Blog

July might be the month I go to Guam.

So, big change of plans, pares and che'lus. I'm making a huge change in my life right now, and I can't go into details on the internet. I probably won't be able to visit until July, but it probably wo...
Posted by Drey on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 07:46:00 PST

Dirty old men poking around my crotch

...And I'm not talking about Joe here. OH MAN I'M SO FUCKING FUNNY. I went to the obgyn (pronounced: Ohb-Gine.) So males can stop reading this and instead can look at one of my older blog entries, pr...
Posted by Drey on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 02:42:00 PST

A list of shit I want for my birthday.

- Every substance listed in "Feel Good Hit of the Summer." If you have no idea what I'm talking about, then you're either too old or too stupid to know what good music is. - A rocket launcher - A ro...
Posted by Drey on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 11:12:00 PST

Kubla Khan: "LOL OPIUM!"

It's claimed that Samuel Taylor Coleridge wrote Kubla Khan while in an opium dream.What a bunch of shit. Have you ever tried to do anything while under the influence of any opioid? I remember writing ...
Posted by Drey on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 08:48:00 PST

Personalized Goodbyes to everyone that matters on Guam.

Alphabetical order. Close friends only. And by close friend, I mean people that I like and spent a lot of time with OUTSIDE OF PARTIES. I wouldn't get all sobby with someone that I had a couple of bee...
Posted by Drey on Tue, 22 May 2007 01:03:00 PST

Mainland!!!

So I'm hanging out in George Bush Airport in Houston. I walked around like a lost Korean, looking for Kat, but I never found her. HER LOSS.At the security stop point, my plans to blow up the entire st...
Posted by Drey on Wed, 16 May 2007 07:44:00 PST

gay porn gave me a virus.

This was all by total accident, okay?Search queries that I found on my computer:Amateur hunks fuckHunks fuckGay erotic pornGay pornAnd so I keep getting pop-up windows asking me if I'd like to subscri...
Posted by Drey on Thu, 03 May 2007 06:12:00 PST

I don't care about fags.

I care about gay rights as much as I care about the rights of black people, illegal immigrants, and poor people: I don't. I don't fucking care. And I don't think that anyone should really care. There...
Posted by Drey on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 11:31:00 PST

If I was black

I would drop the N-bomb all the fucking time. Black people: The word "nigger" is your key to getting out of any awkward situation because calling a person of any other race will make them feel wildly ...
Posted by Drey on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 12:32:00 PST

Happy Feet: Penguins with Autism. No, seriously.

"Let's smoke a bowl and watch Happy Feet." "Okay!" Now, this doesn't necessarily mean that everything that I'm understanding about this movie was due to the fact that I was inebriated. This is the tru...
Posted by Drey on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 10:54:00 PST