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==CHOMP FROM OUTER SPACE==

Here I am now, entertain me!

About Me

Escape from a comics, here I am! Tell me who you are and I'll tell you who I am... Or not! I use to work as a librarian in a pizza restaurant specialized for martian and democrats (they got good taste!) and I am some kind of guitar player who always like to shred my amplifier just like Mr Townshend or Mr Cobain (to name a few...), but in another life, I was Adolf Gandhi or Marylin Kennedy; maybe Elmer Fudd (without the gun, I prefer my Jedi lasersabre)... Actually, I still don't know and I don't fucking care about myself! But be sure that I take a lot of showers and always eat my vegetables (even if there're not green). All I wish is that one of these days, you could see me on Korean TV showing myself buttnaked or maybe publish a french novel titled "How I've tried to behave myself with people, even if they're fishtailed" (In french: "Une Saison en Enfer"). Well, enough talks about my useless ego. Let's open a can of Kriek (famous belgian beer) or a fine bottle of wine (a red one, please!) and show me your stuffs (or get the fuck out of here if you don't agree)! Anyway, thanx to be the REAL you, amazing human...

My Interests

Music (to hear and to play), my pals, any kind of pizzas, asian dvd, baggy trousers, electric chairs (when I'm not on it), rodents (specially the hamsters), books (with or without pictures), people who avoid the monotony, flowers on my balcony, carcrashes in US movie, skateboarder's sneakers, rolling eyes movements, sunny day during summer/sunny day during winter, get people scared, pretend playing guitar and singing in KUNG-FU 77, wear coloured dresses, wasting your time...

I'd like to meet:

God... If it exists! I'd like to have a serious talk with you. There are a mountain of stuffs I don't agree with the way you're making people on Earth live (if I may called that "live")

Music:

The Ramones, Edith Piaf, Sonic Youth, my mom when she sang lullabies to me, Nada Surf, Kung-Fu 77, Shannon Wright, Boris Vian, Jeff Buckley, Boney M, Catpower, The Doors, Spoon, Francoise Hardy, Fugazi, Elliott Smith, Lalo Shiffrin, Nirvana, Sam Cooke, Beastie Boys, Jacques Brel, McLusky, The Eels, New Orleans Jazz, Joy Division, Nina Simone, music from China, Anthrax, The Pixies, Al Green, David Bowie, Dead Kennedy's, PJ Harvey, Georges Brassens, Britney Spears (Just kidding! Can't you take a joke... Even if it sucks?)

Movies:

The Party, Breakfast Club, The Vanishing Point, Jackie Chan's movies, Into The Wild, Elephant Man, The Matrix, The Wings of Desire, Philadelphia, Fight Club, Moulin Rouge, Old Boy, Spaceballs, Brokeback Mountain, Shaolin Soccer, The Blues Brothers, Les Sous-doués, Metropolis, Duel, Lost In Translation, The Commitments, Clockwork Orange, La Folie Des Grandeurs,...

Television:

The Twilight Zone, Starsky & Hutch, Ally McBeal, Columbo, Parker Lewis Can't Lose

Books:

Rimbaud, Patrick Suskind, Boris Vian, Salinger, HG Wells, Virginie Despentes, Paul Auster, Nick Hornby, William Blake, Kundera, Baudelaire, Jose Saramago, Umberto Eco, Michael Azzerad, Annie Rice, Tolkien, Andre Breton, Oscar Wilde, Raymond Queneau...

Heroes:

Gosh! They're all dead, unfortunately...