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Rich

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About Me


I live on a thrilling mental rollercoaster that rivals the Cyclone of Brooklyn fame. While you zip up and down past the corners of my mind, you pass fossils of prehistoric animals leaning against a chalkboard, a television flashing Animal Planet and the Discovery Channel, my hockey equipment, ghetto sherbet, and a penchant for the random forms of verbiage. There is a room inside for only girls who I take a liking to, and it's filled with romance, passion, and love. Lastly, you pass the hall of discussion, where topics such as health, exercise, government, life, science, and evolution are thrown around spit-fire style. Then you come out of the ride and maybe you say 'wow, he is interesting!' Or then again, maybe not...
I have only one iguana now, named Maximus. He is a rare Rhinoceros Iguana, and he has 2 horns on his nose. I also have a one year old terror of a cat.
I have ADD. I kid you not. I'll show you my Adderall prescription. Oh shit, I just lost my train of thought. Candy corn? Yea, I love it.
My OCD is intolerable sometimes. I like things to be symmetrical, it bothers me when a half ripped paper towel is hanging off the roll, and things just NEED to be NEAT.
I have a minor in writing and english. It bothers me when things are spelled improperly. The words 'definitely' and 'weird' are the 2 prime examples of words gone wild. You know, like the money making college party girls videos. WORDS GONE WILD! I'm gonna make a million off that one...

My Interests

FISHING
Paleontology
Archaeology
Ancient Egypt
Dinosaurs
Ancient Rome
Ancient Greece and Greek Mythology
Zoology
HERPETOLOGY
Broadway and the opera, the arts
Writing like a madman, I churn out pages of nonsense like butta
Sports teams: Islanders, Mets, Patriots, Giants (football), Brewers
Movies movies movies

My iguana Maximus.......

This is what Max is going to look like full grown.....

BATMAN! I mean, my cat Miles

Africa - I NEED to visit one day....

I'd like to meet:

AIM PharaohMaximus
NO RANDOM FRIEND REQUESTS! YOU WILL BE DENIED!

One type of person I am always up for meeting:

Things that BOTHER ME TO NO END (because hate is too strong):
Any girl who calls herself angel, italian bella, princess, sexy, the girl next door, baby girl, or any other relative term/label. You are not any of these. Did your daddy spoil you? If I had a penny (I'm a Jew) for every girl who called herself one of those, I would be a fucking billionaire. I do not want to know you.
People who use typing shortcuts: u, 2, 4, ur and so on. Is it that hard to type out the word? Does it take that much extra time and effort? I THOUGHT NOT. It's not even being lazy, it just makes you look stupid. I am a typing grammar snob.
Anyone who has such a feeble mind that the only thing they can say in their profile is that they get hammered every day at the bar or go clubbin'. Also, you can find every girl at the beach during the summer. How do I know that? I am God, I know everything.
A lot of people like to take pictures of them holding a glass of beer or an alcoholic drink. I guess you are trying to give off the impression that you are either a mature adult or a fun loving party-goer. You disgust me.
Don't like what you just read? Deal with it. Or, just don't talk to me. If you fit any of those, I don't wanna fuckin' hear from you anyway!

Music:



100 Demons
A Death For Every Sin
After The Burial
Age of Ruin
A Life Once Lost
All Out War (RIP)
Almost Is Nothing
Amora Savant
Any Given Second
A Thousand Falling Skies
As I Lay Dying
August Burns Red
Blacklisted
Black My Heart
Bloody Sunday
Bound By Honor
Bury Your Dead
Cast Aside
CDC
Chimaira
Clear Convictions
Cold War
Dead and Buried
Death Before Dishonor
Death Sentence
Death To Your King
Down In The Fourth
First Blood
Fight Night
Figure Four
Foreknown
From A Second Story Window
How It Ends
If Hope Dies
If I Die
In Due Time
Inked In Blood
Irate
Let It Die
Life or Death
Love Is Red (RIP God I Miss You)
Martyr AD (RIP)
Merauder
Misery Signals
Mobb Deep
Mos Def
Mudvayne
My Bitter End
Nas
Nehemiah
Nerve Gas Tragedy
Nine Orders of Angels
Nobody Left Behind
Notorious BIG
Once for All
Palehorse
Perfect Murder
Repercussion
Seventh Star
Signed With Hate
Since The Flood
Shattered Realm
Suffocate Faster
Sworn Enemy
Symphony In Peril
The Acacia Strain
Too Pure To Die
Unearth
Vendetta
War of Ages
War Torn Life
Wings of Scarlet
Wu Tang Clan
And......I love Jazz, mostly by Louis Armstrong, BB King, Miles Davis (my cat is named after him), Ray Charles, and many others.....

Television:

CONAN O'BRIEN
Law and Order SVU
Law and Order CI
ANIMAL PLANET
Discovery Channel

Books:

Jules Verne
Hemingway
Palahniuk
Crichton
King

Heroes:

BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY
OSCAR THE GROUCH
STEVE IRWIN
JEFF CORWIN
MR T. and the rest of the A TEAM

My Blog

New dinosaur!!!!!!!!

Scientists discover T. rex ancestor   An artist's conception of Guanlong wucaii, the earliest known tyrannosaur. NEW YORK (AP) -- Scientists say they have found the earliest known tyrann...
Posted by Rich on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 08:14:00 PST

Peter Benchley RIP.........NOOOOO!!!!!

Jaws author Benchley dies at 65Writer became advocate for preserving shark populationsUpdated: 8:05 p.m. ET Feb. 12, 2006NEW YORK - Peter Benchley, whose novel Jaws terrorized millions of swimmers...
Posted by Rich on Mon, 13 Feb 2006 10:57:00 PST

Musings....

Everyone has something that bothers them, most have quite a few things that bother them. I felt as if I would write about one issue that bothers me. It seems to me that everyone believes that life sho...
Posted by Rich on Tue, 31 Jan 2006 02:48:00 PST

Hospital - Again!

So, I am in the hospital again. I just got out of ICU for the last 6 days, and now I am in a less intensive wing, which allows me to use dial-up to come online. Yes! Anyway, I have become very sick, f...
Posted by Rich on Tue, 31 Jan 2006 11:44:00 PST

Damn.....

This is now week 4 in my living annoyance. Some days I am feeling ok, others I can't get out of bed. I have had enough already! I need some serious gym work, because my legs are in really bad shape. I...
Posted by Rich on Wed, 18 Jan 2006 09:15:00 PST

I just don't understand......

I have now been in the hospital since last Wednesday, and have made little or no progression. I have some fucked up lung infection, and the problem is that it is not allowing me to breathe easily. I ...
Posted by Rich on Tue, 03 Jan 2006 08:18:00 PST

OK, I HIT THE SCIENCE JACKPOT! Snake who eats gators.....

Gator-guzzling python comes to messy end Incident heightens biologists' fears about Everglades ecosystem In this photo provided by the Everglades National Park, the carcass of a six-foot alligator...
Posted by Rich on Fri, 07 Oct 2005 09:19:00 PST

WOW - A great white shark swam from Australia to Africa!!!!!!!!

No shark tale: Great white swam 12,000 miles First evidence of Australia-Africa trips could reshape conservation Nicole, the shark that swam across the Indian Ocean twice, is seen in this undated pho...
Posted by Rich on Fri, 07 Oct 2005 09:00:00 PST

STEVE HUEY STRIKES AGAIN!!!!!!!

DayofTheReptile (1:55:33 AM): do you have the new day of contempt EP hopesfallisgod (1:55:42 AM): i dont have it ripped to my computer yet DayofTheReptile (1:55:45 AM): ok hopesfallisgod (1:55:49 AM):...
Posted by Rich on Wed, 31 Aug 2005 11:33:00 PST

THE BOOGROPY: STEVE HUEY TELLS ALL (comes in a picture book edition too)

hopesfallisgod: yo i sohuld write a boograhy DayofTheReptile: hahaha hopesfallisgod: totally couldnt spell it xdrawingdeadx: hahahahahahahahahahaha still tpN hearts: on who xdrawingdeadx: a what steve...
Posted by Rich on Wed, 24 Aug 2005 10:00:00 PST