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Derick the Left

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

Things to do until I die: Luxuria. Gula. Avaritia. Acedia. Ira. Invidia. Superbia.

My Interests

smoking, drinking, driving, riding, knives, knuckles, girls, tattoos, piercings, movies, shooting pool, bowling, rolling dice, fast food, home-cooked food, reading, writing, music, bass, shows, wreaking havoc, causing chaos.

I'd like to meet:

Individuals capable of dealing with and possibly participating in my quirks and passions. Anyone else I think interesting.And maybe some girls that are down.

Music:

9655 songs. 1059 artists. 1465 albums. 24.7 days. 42.96GB on disc. Shuffle is my best friend. Ask for details.

Movies:

Bale, Bloom, Campbell, Cusack, Dafoe, Depp, Kilmer, Norton, Pitt, Slater, Walken.Alba, Beckinsale, Cates, Cuthbert, Jolie, Knightley, Ryder, Sossamon.

Television:

does 4 things:Plays movies.Plays video games.Falls out the window.Breaks.

Books:

And this is only the tip of it all: De Sade, Ellis, Gaiman, Lee, Miller, Montaigne, Moore, Oates, Palahniuk, Rollins, Tolkein, Thompson, Tzu.

Heroes:

USNR: 706-06-11RPGA: Mafe Kire.BN: Zell Kemlo.

My Blog

12-5-07

It's Ninja Day.Shirt Ninjas FTW....
Posted by Derick the Left on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 12:28:00 PST

Thieving Part One

..>..>..>..>..>How to make a derickIngredients:5 parts jealousy3 parts arrogance3 parts beautyMethod:Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Add a little caring if desired!..>Username:Pers...
Posted by Derick the Left on Mon, 10 Oct 2005 08:17:00 PST

Imagine that.

You scored as Boba Fett. Boba Fett, the most notorious and feared bounty hunter in all the galaxy. Boba Fett was once know as a Journeyman Protector named Jaster Mereel. After having killed a corrupt...
Posted by Derick the Left on Tue, 08 May 2007 11:13:00 PST

Oh wow. Freaky.

..> You scored as Adolf Hitler. Con-grat-u-lations!  You are Der Fuhrer.Your statue will be well adorned with medals and decorations at the steps of Valhalla.  Most of humanity will hold you...
Posted by Derick the Left on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 07:08:00 PST

Updated!!! The Application (w/ post-results)

Now most of you know this already but Valerie and I will be returning to NY on 5/4. She'll be returning two weeks after the fact by plane. I, however, will be speeding down freeway after freeway acros...
Posted by Derick the Left on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 02:54:00 PST

How awesome? This awesome!

"D" [4:18 PM]:  if I showed up in Calif, let's say a year from now"D" [4:18 PM]:  and was like, "ok mojo...drop em"Derick [4:18 PM]:  hahah"D" [4:18 PM]:  could you, knowing I was ...
Posted by Derick the Left on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 01:38:00 PST

Stupid things we do here in California

Silly Jew, lock the door when Valerie's around! ...
Posted by Derick the Left on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 12:51:00 PST

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Sometimes things happen for a reason. Maybe I'll find out why. Edit 5/10/06: And they just get more confusing each day. Edit 5/16/06:Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand I've just stopped caring now. Edit 6/6/06...
Posted by Derick the Left on Wed, 28 Dec 2005 01:02:00 PST