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Are you a male who sometimes poses as a female on Yahoo Messanger just for the attention and closeness that talking to strangers provides? Well, you sir, disgust me. However, I have a blog that may interest you.

Are you a female who can't ever find clothes that fit you and every clothing designer is out to get you? Well, you ma'am, disgust me. However, I like long WALKS on the beach, RUNNING endurance races, and Atkins.

Cozy up to your computer while I tell you a story. Back in high school, I enjoyed autoerotic asphyxiation. I was dabbling in this practice which is NOT for weak at heart and the novice learner. I had Guns N' Roses "It ain't easy" playing in the background, my brown leather belt around my neck, and penis in hand. I had forgot to lock the door and my best friend came in and found me strung up naked choking to death.

After cutting me down, my friend and I started talking about Guns N' Roses and decided that this was the greatest band in the world and we couldn't wait for the new album. Sadly this was in 1996.

In college while in a support group for autoerotic asphyxiation I met another close friend of mine. He also loved Guns N' Roses, but was jaded by Axl's apathy for the fans. He introduced me to his best friend and surprisingly he shared the same sentiment.

Together we banded together to create a blog dedicated to our love of music and as an outlet for being jaded by Axl Rose.


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I'd like to meet:

Michael Hutchence, John Bonham, Bon Scott, Jimi Hendrix, Tommy Dorsey, Attila the Hun.

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Hugo Ferreira Talks Tantric with BlogsNRoses.com

Rising out of the ashes of the failed Maverick Record Company and the embers of a disintegrated band, Hugo Ferreira is back like the mightly Phoenix. His band Tantric has recently released their new...
Posted by Blogs N' Roses on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 10:29:00 PST

Blogsnroses KISS Kamino

The reason we haven't been updating the site recently is simple, we were procuring the greatest promotional vehicle known to man. This vehicle matches our style, our love of music, and our impeccable ...
Posted by Blogs N' Roses on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 06:16:00 PST

Randy Blossom Album Review

Randy Blossom&who is this international man of mystery? It sure beats the hell out of the Blogs N Roses staff. What little we know about this enigma comes from Blossom's Myspace page. This one man roc...
Posted by Blogs N' Roses on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 06:14:00 PST

Need proof that bands are corporate? (From BlogsNRoses.com)

Sometimes the scientific method is the best way to research. You start out with a simple hypothesis and then you set out to either prove or disprove your hypothesis. My hypothesis was the british meta...
Posted by Blogs N' Roses on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 06:44:00 PST

From the band that taught you about shamelessness

..> ..> Are you looking for that hard-to-buy-for person on your Christmas list? Is that person a shameless, soul-sucking leach? Well then that person is probably a KISS fan. (I say this lovingly beca...
Posted by Blogs N' Roses on Wed, 23 May 2007 03:54:00 PST

Rage Against the Machine at Coachella

Rage Against the Machine has been absent from the music industry for seven years. Blacklisted for that terrible covers album they released that is played in Hooters kitchens all across the United Stat...
Posted by Blogs N' Roses on Tue, 01 May 2007 08:23:00 PST

Spidey Bloody Spidey (from BlogsNRoses.com)

It seems that Bono from U2 will take time out of his busy schedule of saving the world while wearing sunglasses to write music for an upcoming Spiderman musical, according to ContactMusic.com.  T...
Posted by Blogs N' Roses on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 12:46:00 PST

Introducing Metallica Helga Vilhelmina

For once, unconventional use of the name Metallica is being banned, and Lars Ulrich has nothing to do with it.  It seems that a Swedish couple has named their daughter "Metallica" and even had he...
Posted by Blogs N' Roses on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 07:32:00 PST

Check out Randy Blossom and these other bands

A local radio station put on a March Madness like competition between 64 bands. These bands were broken up by the decade where they were most active or started. (70's, 80's, 90's, 00's). The listening...
Posted by Blogs N' Roses on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 03:48:00 PST

Cause of Brad Delp's death, humiliation (from BlogsNRoses.com)

As you all know, Brad Delp was found dead in his home on Friday. Toxicology tests by the state medical examiner's office reveal he committed suicide by carbon monoxide poisoning. It was a lesson to mo...
Posted by Blogs N' Roses on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 05:31:00 PST